Dear Fans,

I would like to inform you that I will be returning to the Minnesota Vikings next year. But I would also like to inform you that I might not. As a matter of fact I will only return under these circumstances.

1. I am 100% Healthy

2. Brad Childress let's me be player-coach

3. I let myself (as player coach) return kick-offs

4. The Vikings provide me with unlimited cotton candy to eat during time-outs.

Wait, nevermind. I think I'm going to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy. Where Landon Donovan will be the ideal strike partner, because we both have a ridiculous amount of indecisiveness. I'm hungry, nope thirsty. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. I have to go Pat Riley is on the phone

Sincerely, Jeff...er..Brett Favre