Dumervil Out: Tebow Moves To Linebacker

Pete WilliamsCorrespondent IAugust 5, 2010

As Elvis has left the building, room has been made for the obvious move that we all have been waiting for ...

It has been announced - from a highly reliable source - that McDaniels is moving Tebow to the out side linebacker position.

I has been reported that Tebow has requested that he from now on he will only answer to the name Gabriel. Reports are coming out of Denver that Tebow - ahem Gabriel - has been seen swinging a big flaming sword in a workout with McDaniels.

As Michael Lombardi commented - this explains a lot about Tebows awkward throwing motion.

Tebow was later heard chanting --- as I walk through the valleys between offensive line men, I shall feel no fear, cause I'll be carrying a big stick and I shall strike down with vengeance on any opposing quarterback.

In time like this you must look at what you have - and not what you don't have.

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