Dumervil Out: Tebow Moves To Linebacker

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Dumervil Out: Tebow Moves To Linebacker
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As Elvis has left the building, room has been made for the obvious move that we all have been waiting for ...

It has been announced - from a highly reliable source - that McDaniels is moving Tebow to the out side linebacker position.

I has been reported that Tebow has requested that he from now on he will only answer to the name Gabriel. Reports are coming out of Denver that Tebow - ahem Gabriel - has been seen swinging a big flaming sword in a workout with McDaniels.

As Michael Lombardi commented - this explains a lot about Tebows awkward throwing motion.

Tebow was later heard chanting --- as I walk through the valleys between offensive line men, I shall feel no fear, cause I'll be carrying a big stick and I shall strike down with vengeance on any opposing quarterback.

In time like this you must look at what you have - and not what you don't have.

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