Jenn Sterger And The 20 Skankiest Women in Sports
What has the world come to when there is a slideshow featuring some of the skankiest women to ever grace the sports world?
Look, I know this is going to be brutal so prepare yourself for some of the harshest commentary yet. Just keep one thing in mind, most of these women chose their paths and without them none of this would be possible, so for that I thank them.
These women are being featured not because they are disgusting but rather focusing on the women who seem to have changed from the athlete we once knew, or if they have been passed around like a football at a Peyton Manning pick-up game.
Sure, a lot of these women are Tiger Woods' leftovers, but that is not the point. This article is more about the women that we have seen over the past few years who have left us with a bad taste in our mouth.
So, whether it is a woman who sneaks around with athletes or it is just a woman who has changed from who she was into someone that we did not recognize, this list is about the skankiest of them all.
20. Devon James
Devon James is not on this list because she is a porn star. I have nothing against porn stars but Devon needs to find a new career. She was paid lots of money to have sex with Tiger Woods a few years ago and is now claiming that her nine year old son was fathered by Woods.
Devon's mother was quoted by the NY Daily News calling her daughter a "pathological liar."
I am no medical doctor but when your own mother calls you a liar, something is not right.
19. Keri Wieson
What is road beef?
Urban Dictionary describes road beef as girls that have sex with pro athletes while on long road trips.
Here is a lesson in life Alfonso Soriano...
If a beautiful woman wants to take hundreds of pictures with you while you are out on the town, she has a Facebook page just waiting to get new posts with the caption, "My boyfriend and I last night" or "Here we are at the bar, about to have a really good night."
In the words of Keyshawn Johnson, "C'mon Man!"
18. Erica Ellyson
From Penthouse to clubhouse, Erica Ellyson became Clay Buckholz's woman practically over night.
It is not like she needed him to become famous, she had already established herself as a Penthouse Playmate. But what makes her skanky is she leaves nothing to the imagination.
I would post them but I am pretty sure I would be banned from Bleacher Report for life.
17. Vanessa Perroncel
If you haven't heard of Vanessa Perroncel before, after this slideshow, you will know everything, sort of.
Let me start by giving you a little background. Vanessa dated Wayne Bridge and had a son with him. After they broke up, she began dating John Terry, who was married at the time but she claims nothing happened between them.
This is when it gets really confusing. John Terry lost his title of captain of the England National Team because of this scandal and then the fingers started to go in every direction with allegations of money being exchanged between people. But the bottom line is, I honestly do not care.
She makes the list because she dated a married man, who just so happened to be a friend and teammate of her ex-boyfriend. He broke the guy code but she crossed the line first.
Make sense yet? I didn't think so.
16. Bentley Matthews
30 years ago, male athletes could cheat on their wives without worrying about being caught because the newspapers did not care to report that trash.
But it is 2010 and there is a little thing called the internet. With social websites such as Facebook and Myspace, how could an athlete, these days, willingly take photos with their "road beef"?
It is just plain sad to see someone like Jose Reyes thinking that she would not be posting those photos for the world to see. Shame, shame, shame!
15. Jillian Barberie
Do I need to explain this one? She is a hottie but there is just something about her that makes me want to put her on this list.
14. Krista: Fantasy Sports Girl
If you have not gone to the Fantasy Sports Girl website, please go ahead right now. Check it out for yourself.
It is a bunch of beautiful women in almost no clothing, reporting information on fantasy sports. Most of these babes probably have no idea who or what they are talking about but they take off some clothing, talk about sports, and voila...television show.
13. Karen Sypher
What is the way to a man's heart? According to Karen Sypher it must allegedly be extortion.
A few years ago, Karen and Rick Pitino got together, and I don't mean they shared a library book, at a restaurant under the table. They were both married at the time, so word of this incident had to be kept quiet.
Long story short, she claimed that Rick Pitino paid her abortion fees and now there is an ongoing lawsuit against her for extortion.
I think Rick should have called a certain golfer to ask for advice on how to handle crazy women.
12. Jenn Sterger
The greatest and sexiest bandwagon fan of all time.
Bandwagon you say? Yes!
Jenn Sterger probably sold herself to the devil a long time ago. She used her sexy body to get attention on television during a Florida State game, the school she went to and supposedly loves. However, she has been spotted in the same slutty gear for a South Florida game rooting the Bulls on.
For awhile, she was even working for the New York Jets as a sideline analyst. Where are her loyalties?
Don't get me wrong people, she is a babe but there is a point when we all must say, "C'mon woman! Go back to the team that made you famous!"
11. Joslyn James
Is she really capitalizing off of a cheating scandal? If you answered yes, then you are correct.
Joslyn James has made a porn about golf called the "11th Hole" just a few months after the story about her involvement with Tiger Woods became public.
If you want to have a better understanding about who Joslyn really is, this quote from her attorney Gloria Allred should say it all, "any time Elin wants to contact Joslyn, she can do so through my office. Joslyn would like to talk with her, and I think they should do so to set the record straight."
You knew he was married and yet you still slept with him and now you want to talk to his wife? Where is Keyshawn Johnson when we need him?
10. Traci Lynn Johnson
Can you imagine how the conversation went between Tiki Barber and his mistress Traci Lynn Johnson?
I have decided to make up what I think happened the night he picked her up.
Traci: Hi Tiki!
Tiki: Hey girl! You know I retired from football one year too early? (Sorry Tiki, that was too easy!)
Traci: Sorry to hear that, how is your wife? Isn't she eight months pregnant?
Tiki: Sure, but let's not talk about her, I would rather talk about you girl!
Traci: That is so sweet.
Tiki: We should hang out sometime, like, maybe at a hotel or something similar.
Traci: Even though you are married and about to be a father to twins, I am totally down for that, sexy!
Now, just to point out, this is not real. This is a joke and should be taken as such.
When Major League Baseball began in the late 1800's the one thing they were never prepared for was Madonna.
They should have made a rule, similar to the no steroids rule but for Madonna. She has gone after many baseball players in her time but most notably, Alex Rodriguez and Jose Canseco.
Isn't it funny that between the three of them, two have taken steroids, one has been arrested more times then O.J. Simpson, and all three of them have been hated by millions of people, more than once.
8. Tonya Harding
How can you go from being this beautiful blond hair, blue eyed figure skater, to this...
Tonya Harding Now
Need I say more?
7. Kim Kardashian
Really? Like I would not have included the cleat sniffer known as Kim Kardashian.
Note to Miles Austin: Once you fade away, she will jump off that publicity stunt and latch on to another, so be careful and enjoy the ride while it lasts. I know I would.
6. Gabrielle Union
From Darren Sharper to Dwayne Wade, Gabrielle Union has been around.
I hate putting such a beautiful woman on this list but Gabby did it to herself according to Dwayne Wade's ex-wife.
She is apparently the reason for Dwayne Wade and his ex-wife splitting up. Although it is not official, it is fun to pretend it is true so that we get a chance to admire this babe.
5. Rebecca Loos
Can you blame David Beckham for cheating on Victoria?
I do not approve of cheating but when the woman looks like Rebecca, it definitely can make a man consider his options.
I mean, Victoria is hard to see if she is standing sideways and Rebecca is a gorgeous woman.
4. Crystal Taylor
I would first like to thank Drunkathlete.com for giving us this beautiful shot of the real Dirk Nowitzi and his fiancee.
This is a great find Dirk. From the strip club to prison, how does he find time to see her?
In my experience with doing slideshows involving mistresses and WAGs, I can conclude that any time your girlfriend starts working at a strip club, she might have some skeletons in her closet.
3. Anna Benson
Speaking of strippers, how lucky is Anna Benson? She went from stripping in Atlanta to living in a mansion and being married to Kris Benson.
Anna has become a legend for all strippers of the world. She proves that you can meet a good man at a strip club.
2. Zahia Dehar
Who makes a guidebook that lists things not to do when being an international football star?
Because Franck Ribery, Karim Benzema, and Sidney Govou should have purchased it.
Zahia Dehar is a prostitute that slept with half the football players in France. Okay, she only slept with three officially but I am willing to bet it was more, a lot more from the looks of her photos.
Even though prostitution is legal in France, underage prostitution is not and Zahia was underage when she met up with these players.
If you do not agree that she deserves a spot on this list, just read the following quote.
"I loved them all. They treated me with utter respect and should be left alone. They spoiled me, and looked after me. They were my men."
They were paying her for sex but she took this as a sign of love? Wow!
1. Amanda Beard
Okay, so I am guessing that the majority of you are shocked at this pick for the skankiest woman in sports but Amanda Beard deserves this slot.
Think about it, she went from a cute, innocent teen superstar to Playboy. It was like she disappeared and then came back on the cover of every men's magazine available today. Now, there is nothing wrong with her body because she is in fact a stone cold fox. She makes this list because she went out of her way to prove she was no longer a child. She wanted to get rid of that character and what better way to do it then to pose nude?
One day we are excited and cheering for her at the Olympics and the next day, well, you get the point.