Guess who showed up to watch her man on the football field?
Yes, you guessed it—Candice Crawford, the former Miss Missouri and current WAG of Tony Romo.
Just kidding...hi, Kim!
Several questions popped into my mind when I heard that Kim showed up to practice.
So let's get to them.
Did she call Austin and say, "Hey listen, I need a photo op, and Reggie used to let me come by at least twice during training camp, so what do you say?"
What could he say?
You think Romo is looking up from the huddle going, "No! Stay away from her!"
Does he have flashbacks of Jessica Simpson and the paparazzi following them around and all the trouble that caused?
What if Kim and Candice become BFFs?
(Do people still say BFF?)
Knowing that his girlfriend is a sex symbol and immensely more popular than him, does Austin feel added pressure to make the jump to superstar receiver just to keep up with her?
Is he ready for the paparazzi?
After winning Miss Missouri and now hanging out with Kim, can Candice work a deal out to get her own reality TV show?
Will she have to change her name to Kandice?
I'm not sure how she would have done in the talent portion, but would she have what it takes to compete in the bathing suit competition?
If Candice starts hanging out with Kim and the four of them have to have couples night, does that mean Roy Williams and Dez Bryant will get less ball action?
What about Romo's best bud Jason Witten? T.O. thought they were conspiring against him. Will Witten get any catches?
Will Martellus Bennett have to get naked again to get some attention?
Are there days when Kim wakes up and says, "You know, I just don't want to take any pictures today?"
Or is there a pile of money waiting for her every morning with a note saying, "Get out there and be seen!"
Will other players feel the need to peruse the Miss America website, looking for their next WAG?
Do they do this already?
Will Candice come to practice more often to establish her dominance, since Kim will have a million other places to be seen?
According to the AP:
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says he "almost swallowed" his sandwich earlier when he ran into Austin and Kardashian having lunch with Romo.
What exactly does that even mean?
Don't you want to swallow your sandwich?
This is so confusing.
And what's with the maniacal, "why so serious" grin?
Has he been hanging with this guy...?
Someone please play the Monday Night Football theme song.
I need it bad!