Tim Tebow Envy: 20 Female Athletes Who Should Model Underwear
If you go to Jockey's website, you'll see these words:
"I'm excited to represent the Jockey® brand. I've long been a fan and consumer of Jockey and I'm looking forward to a great relationship with such a respectable and innovative company."
The key words that Tim Tebow wants you to pay attention to are, "respectable" and "innovative"; two words we certainly are here at B/R.
So the following are twenty female athletes who don't just look good in bikinis, but they would look respectable in some "tidy whities".
Just like Tim does.
20. Almudena Cid Tostado
Almudena Cid Tostado performs rhythmic gymnastics, which would be perfect for jockey, in order to show how strong and flexible the material is.
Tim would agree.
19. Michelle Moore and Suzanne Stonebarger
Michelle Moore and Suzanne Stonebarger play beach volleyball together and exemplify teamwork.*
*(The photographer could only afford to bring one bikini, so they are sharing it... that's teamwork!)
18. Monica Hargrove
Monica is a track and field specialist.
The black and white picture was chosent to emphasize innovation once more.
17. Amy Taylor
Amy is in her undies already.
No need for wardrobe or make up.
16. Dallas Friday
Dallas Friday has a great name.
Part of marketing is remembering names.
15. Erin Phillips
Erin seems wholesome enough.
Other than the ropes and the come hither look over the shoulder.
14. Erin Toughill
With a name like Toughill, she's got to be All-American.
Just like Tim.
13. Juliana Veloso
Juliana is a swimmer.
And looks like an all around fun girl.
12. Ianthe wells
Talk about a match made in marketing heaven...
She plays football... In Denver!
(Lingerie Bowl, but still.)
11. Kim Couture
Her husband was fighting legend Randy Couture, but now she's single.
10. Leryn Franco
Leryn probably just hangs out for the three years in between Olympics.
So she's probably free for the ad campaign.
9. Gisela Dulko
I bet Gisela's wearing her undies right now.
And how long must those legs be for the photographer to barely be able to fit her head in the frame?
8. Maria Kirilenko
Maria is running so we know she's athletic.
...that's all I got.
7. Serena Williams
This doesn't really look like Serena that much.
But if it is her, she looks good.
6. Maria Kanelis
Maria was a wrestler, she was on the Apprentice and now she's a singer.
A real go-getter if you ask me.
And she's the sweetest young lady you will ever meet.
5. Rachel Wacholder
Rachel Wacholder looks is really hot in this picture.
I can't think of anything funny to say.
4. Sara Ponce
Sara likes to kick box.
So I wouldn't try any bad pick up lines on her.
3. Niki Gudex
This is Niki, she's a pro mountain biker.
How cool is that?
2. Kyra Gracie
Kyra comes from fighting royalty.
And she's an up and comer.
Plus, she is cute as a button.
1. Michelle "Karate Hottie" Waterson
With a nickname like that how can she stay off any list?
Besides the fact that she's hot.
And she even looks good...