Hey, Brett,

It's good to hear from you, I will be granting your reinstatement. You will now be the Packers' head water boy. You don't expect us to take a risk on you breaking your bones out there on the field do you? Just play it safe and give the guys their water when they get off the field. 

Isn't this great news? Who gets paid $12 million to be a water boy? I know who...YOU DO, Mr. Favre! Lucky son of a gun, you.

Well, Iraq was pretty fun...Osi and I got to shoot a few camels, we even picked up a few "Where's Osama?" shirts at a local liquor store there. Gosh, it was great! Drew (Brees) came down with the flu there. I think his beef curry was rotten or something.  The oddest thing about Iraq was that the local 7-11 stores are operated by white folks! It seemed as if the US and Iraq had it all backwards. 

Well, I better end this letter here.. It's nice to have you back in the league, Mr. Favre.

Oh, and I was just with Adrian Peterson's mom, I'll text you the recipe for the beef stew you were asking for. 

Mr. Roger Goodell