"Sometimes I became really aggressive, which was dangerous for my fellow villagers."
Bill 'Superfoot' Wallace
"It's an octagonal octagon."
"You got kicked. By a kick."
"I am very confident this fight can go either way."
“I will beat you into a living death”
"Maybe I will hire someone to make some belts for me. It's easier than fighting for them you know."
"Apparently the only way to kill a lion is by rear naked choke…personally I’d just kick it in the head."
"Beating people up is a positive thing."
"I felt like I was being raped by Freddy Mercury."
"You know I just went from the barstool to the octagon."
"I'm the oldest I've ever been, right now"
"Half of this game is 90 percent mental"
B J Penn
“I only want to be known as the best ever. Is that too much to ask?”
"A black belt only covers two inches of your ass; you have to cover the rest."
“That little f**ker hit me with a Hadukan or something”
"I'll kick him in the head."
(On how he would beat champion kickboxer Mirco CroCop)
“I’m not impressed..."
"I don't want to lick any butt"
“He broke Tim Sylvia’s arm...So what?”
"I run a multi-billion dollar company”
“And while the troops are fighting overseas for our freedom, I’m here in this cage fighting for the freedom of mixed martial arts.”
"I just take fights that make me feel comfortable."
Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson
"When I be losing I be gettin’ my ass whupped. But when I be winnin' I be doing the ass whuppin'!"
"Next time I fight Tito, I will deform his face."
"I fight because I can't sing, I can't dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn't sound so f**king stupid."
“I fight with the power of Jesus in my corner!”
"When you see another man, you think two things. Who has the bigger dick and can I take this guy in a fight? One you can’t do anything about, the other you can."
“I didn’t use steroids”
“Well you see, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Black belts have a black belt in…… Brazilian Jiu Jitsu”
"If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I’d say he has a badonkadonk.”
“Omigawa’s moving forward like a Karate robot.”
"Pain is temporary. Pride is forever."
"Live as a man. Die as a man. Become a man."
"Blood is just red sweat."
"I am against the war, but I agree with the American attack. Humanity is rotten, and only thru an earthquake, a tsunami or a war we can clean it up. The stench is everywhere. They are all the same."