How You Can Land a Hot WAG of Your Own

Your wildest fantasy has come true!

Well, sort of.

Ever wonder how professional athletes get such beautiful women?

Sure they have money, fame, and good looks, but is that what it really takes?

Let's ask some of today's hottest WAGs what really gets them going!

Gisele Bundchen Wants an Animal

Calm down. We're talking about puppies here, guys.

Gisele has been quoted saying,

"I don't wear fur and I understand their cause. I am the biggest animal lover in the world. I have four dogs and two horses, and I have rescued animals all my life."

So put down your PlayStation controller, and pick up a leash. And maybe you can win the heart of this Brazilian babe!

Cameron Diaz Has an Insatiable Appetite

For Food! You guys should really get your minds out of the gutter!

We all know Cameron as that hot tomboy, and it is no surprise that she has been quoted saying,

"I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day."

So, brush up on your grilling skills, boys.

Jessica Simpson Wants You All to Herself

Jessica doesn't want to share the spotlight with anyone. She said,

"I would love for the time to come where somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence."

So make sure you're a "one-woman" kind of man, and you too can have this blond bombshell.

Eva Longoria Doesn't Play Games

Eva wants a man who can shoot a three without pressing the X button. She was quoted saying,

"I find it a turnoff whenever men aren't into some kind of sport. And, no, video games don't count. I dated a guy who was into video games, and I wanted to shoot myself."

The decision is yours: You can spend an evening leveling up your Warcraft character, or you can spend it with this fiery honey.

Kim Kardashian Wants to be Your Working Girl

A girl like Kim needs your support as she focuses on her career. She has been quoted saying, "I'm definitely in a huge love affair with my career right now!"

So if you don't mind taking a backseat as Kim brings home the bacon, you might have a shot with this curvy workaholic.

Victoria Beckham Wants You to Teach Her a Thing or Two

About soccer! Even though Victoria is married to perhaps the world's most famous soccer player, she could still learn a few things about the sport.

"I don't know much about football. I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football. "

So give Victoria a few pointers, and maybe she'll teach you a few things in return.

Kate Hudson Likes it Raw

The raw truth that is. Kate has said,

"Honesty will never break you."

So keep it real with this one, and you're sure to score some major points.

Rihanna is a Bad, Bad Girl

But she has her own definition of "bad."

"Bad is not sleazy. Bad has its own term to every individual and in my case it just means I’ve gotten a little rebellious on the album, broken out of my shell and I'm taking risks..."

So it's time to trade in your Prius for a Harley. This exotic beauty is looking for a Bad Boy.

Adriana Lima Wants a Friend with Benefits

Adriana puts great value on friendship. She said, "Here in the big city people spend their time thinking about work and about money; they don't give some value to friendships and it can be depressing."

This one may take a little work, but your friendship with Adriana could always turn into something more.

Minka Kelly Wants to be Tickled

Because she loves to laugh! When asked about her first acting job, she said,

"That was a lot of fun and it was a good way to start. It’s comedy so you get to have fun. It’s a great environment because everyone loves to laugh."

So brush up on your punch-lines because the right joke just might open the door to a beautiful relationship with Minka Kelly.

OK. Back to Reality

OK guys. We all know that this slideshow was strictly fantasy, but take it from a real girl:

We really are just looking for a "good guy."

To read about the "good guys" in professional sports, read my article Why Do Professional Sports Continue to Disappoint Us?