The Other Side: Tweets From Last Night
This is completely Satirical. I capitalized the S for emphasis. None of these tweets have every actually been tweeted, but I've always thought how funny would it be if these wrestlers were as in to the internet as we were.
I know that tweets are done from the newest ones at the top to the oldest ones at the bottom, but for the sake of story telling and jokes, it's going to be the oldest tweets up top, to the newest ones at the bottom. Enjoy. If your favorite wrestler wasn't on this list and it does well, i'll make a new list for you guys.
Evan Bourne: Twitter Name- AirBorn
Look who's on twitter~
Posted July 10, 8:48 a.m.
Who want's to go air bouring with me And Jason! See what i did, i Made a joke! People are going to love my tweets
Posted July 11th, 8:43
as soon as people start adding me
Posted July 11th, 9:11 p.m.
i want @JoMo's abs.
Posted July 12th, 10:32 a.m.
man...would be fun if someone would add me as their friend...
posted July 13th 7:43 p.m.
someone added me!
posted July 13th 10:10 p.m.
thanks randy! @RKpwned: but what's with the name!
posted July 13th 10:10 p.m.
RKpwned@Airborn: monday was awesome. pwned your ass with an rko. delete
posted July 13th 11:21
Evan Bourn has 0 friends. you guys suk. Ima go play some Sonic, he at least is cool....
posted July 14th 12:02 a.m.
Bryan Danielson: Twitter Name- DanBryanWWE
drinking w @JustinRoberts all night! getting bittys to check us out!
posted May 30th, 5:43 p.m.
hot chick just went up to my boi new Jr, gonna have fun w this
posted May 30th, 7:25 p.m.
LMFAO @ JustinRoberts, hot chick and me went 45 minutes making fun of his stupid tie
posted May 30th, 8:50 p.m.
so buzzed,. jr was flirting w that bitty again, i stole her away, looks like i'm eating fish taco tonight.
posted May 30th, 9:56 p.m
just drunk dialed @JustinRoberts durin the moment, he's pizzed. haha. i'm the american dragon bitch!
posted May 31, 12:05 a.m.
shes cabbing it home, who the crunk am i?! happier then jnstin roberts
posted May 31, 1:22 a.m.
Woke up hung over ,what'd I do last night!
posted May 31st, 9:43 a.m.
@JustinRoberts, dude, is that the tie you wore last night?!
posted May 31st, 3:43 p.m.
Greatest convo with new JR. That ties a coming off!
posted May 31st, 8:12 p.m.
Sweetest beatdown ever, thnxs @Justin Roberts for lettin me use that tie!
posted May 31st, 11:43 p.m.
F--K YOU DUDE.
posted June 1st, 10:23 a.m.
JustinRoberts@DanBryanWWE: So Sunday was awesome, thnxs for stealing the chick. oh yeah btw...
Justin Roberts@DanBryanWWE: ..totally got you fired. peace!
Darren Young: Twitter Name-DYNOTJC
goin out w da Nexus boys
posted on July 8th
@RealJohnCena: dude, you are one handsome dude.
posted on July 9th 1:25 p.m.
Someone asked me if i was John Cena, never LOL'ED so hard in my life.
posted on July 10th 5:12 p.m.
new movie coming out, stay tuned for details.
posted on July 11th 9:49 p.m.
Totally excited to see the wife, major fun.
posted on July 11th 9:53 p.m.
Gotta go guys, gotta do some "self tan' prep.
posted on July 11th 10:42 p.m.
@WadeBarrettNXTLeader: What do you mean logged into the wrong profile?
posted on July 11th 11:24 p.m.
The Champ is here!
posted on July 11th 11:49 p.m.
posted on July 11th 11:52 p.m.
No seriously....um guys....im not John Cena...seriously...um...damn.
posted on July 12th 12:02 p.m.
Matt Hardy: Twitter Name- MHV1WillNotDie
MH, Version1, will not die!
Posted July 14th, 6:43 p.m.
@AirBorn, yeah dude....I'll add you...eventually. just been busy.
Posted July 14th, 7:20
Looking to go out who wants to chill
Posted July 14th, 8:02
AirBorn@MHV1WillNotDie: Doodz thanks for the add man! Lets go get cilla kurnk!
Posted July 14ths,8:03
WTF Did I just do....
Posted July 14th, 8:04
Gonna go meet Evan at the local bar......
Posted July 14th, 9:00
EvanBorn@MHV1WillNotDie: Duddeeeee i hear!, you didn't give me your # so i'm tweeting you!
Posted July 14th, 9:26
EvanBorn@MHV1WillNotDie: Yo i'm startin w out ya! holla!
Posted July 14th, 9:29
EvanBorn@MHV1WillNotDie: bro...so crunked. where you be!
Posted July 14th, 9:35
Now I know why people don't chill with that dude.
Posted July 14th, 10:01 p.m.
EvanBorn@MHV1WillNotDie: HAHAHAHA ooh matt, that's why your my dude! Best Friends 4ever!
Posted July 14th, 10:02 p.m.
MHV1WillNotDie@EvanBorn:....WWE's gonna send to China for 3 years, you know about China and their internet ban, so i'm not going to be on anymore.
Posted July 14th, 10:05 p.m.
MHV1WillNotDie@EvanBorn: so yeah, ima delete you know, just because, you know, keep practicing your mattitude.
Posted July 14th, 10:06
John Morrison: Twitter Name - JoMoAbs
crazy ab work!
Posted March 27th, 9:10 p.m.
Psycho ab work out
Posted March 27th, 10:11 p.m.
insane ab work out while i sleep
Posted March 27th, 12:32 a.m.
eating while I do my ultra intense ab work out
Posted March 28th, 10:11 a.m.
Driving to mania, outrageous ab work out
Posted March 28th, 2:12 p.m.
signing autographs while crunching
Posted March 28, 3:42 p.m.
just high 5ed RKpwend, while doin sit ups.
Posted March 28, 5:42 p.m.
Match Time :) last 1000 crunches before hand
Posted March 28, 6:59 p.m.
Did 899 sit ups during the match. had i not gone in, i know i could of gotten 1k!
Posted March 28th, 8:11 p.m
Rejected AirBorn's friend requests every 318 sit ups.
Posted March 28th, 9:43 p.m.
Motor City Machine Guns: Twitter Name - MCMGRulz
Me and homeboy Alex gonna win titles tonight
Posted July 11th, 7:14 p.m.
Sabin is wearing the goofiest shorts ever, lol.
Posted July 11th, 8:12 p.m.
Shelley's got that lame ass eye black on again...oi.
Posted July 11th, 8:13 p.m.
Getting ready for match, we be out! Taking Twitter w us ;-)
Posted July 11th, 9:30 p.m.
Sabin just kcked @JamesStormslikes2drink in da face! LOLZing on the ring floor.
Posted July 11th, 9:52 p.m.
f--king hate the hebners, never could call a match down the middle
Posted July 11th, 10:03 p.m.
Shelley landed on Roodes dome piece! We gotz ths in the bag!
Posted July 11th, 10:09 p.m.
Sabin owes me money, told him we'd win it
Posted July 11th, 10:19 p.m.
LOL, Shelley just puked in B.M.'s bag. idk why but it was funny
Posted july 11th, 11:21 p.m.
it took us three yrs but we did, we finally did it......... we beat the hardest level in Guitar Hero
Posted July 11th, 11:24 p.m.
Totally just slugbugged Sabin in the face....with the belt.
Posted July 12th, 12:54 a.m.
Taking crybaby Chris to the hospital. 'my face hurts waaaaah'
Posted July 12th, 1:13 a.m.
Totally just pushed Shelley down the elevator shaft. LMAO.
Posted July 12th, 1:32 a.m.
Threw Sabin off the roof. Made him LOL as i screamed DO A BARREL role.
Posted July 12th, 1:49 a.m.
Getting looked at finally, slow ass ER, DO A BARREEL role, still laughin, at least my funny broken aint broken
Posted July 12th, 2:12 a.m.
......Sabin....lamest joke ever.
Posted July 12th, 2:13 a.m.
Sean Waltman: Twitter Name - SyxxPacTNA
Got super drunk tonight, have no clue what i have to do for 2morrw.
Posted April 17th, 12:11 a.m.
Suppose to meet Hall tonight, at the bar have no clue were he is
Posted April 18th, 7:13 p.m.
Totally missed the biggest event of my life tonight; Elivs singalike compition.
Posted April 18th, 10:11 pm.
Just ate some weird M&Ms
Posted April 18th, 11:11 p.m.
Where am i...
April 26th, 10:32 a.m.
OH....hall toldme that we were meeting in a steel cage, not at The Steel Cage, fml.
April 26th, 5:32 p.m.