Say Ahh: Giant Tapeworm Attacks Runner's Mouth

Rib Calhoun Jr.Contributor IJuly 21, 2010

BERLIN - AUGUST 21:  Colin Griffin of Ireland vomits as he competes in the men's 50 Kilometres Race Walk Final during day seven of the 12th IAAF World Athletics Championships held at the Brandenburg Gate on August 21, 2009 in Berlin, Germany.  (Photo by Mark Dadswell/Getty Images)
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A Giant Tapeworm attacked a participant in a local marathon yesterday in Tenie Di Salto Giganti, Italy.

The participant was said to be bent over doing squats in preparation for the run which took place later that day when the incident occured.

At last report the participant was turned into a giant roll of Tape.

In an unrelated incident, a Giant Roll of tape won a local marathon in the hamlet town of Tenie Di Salto Giganti, Italy yesterday evening.