We get it.
You are a millionaire pro athlete and you need ways to blow off steam.
The average guy on the street doesn't know what it's like to be you.
Sure, it's tough being watched all the time.
Paparazzi follows you everywhere, waiting for you to mess up.
It's probably annoying.
But come on, you make it easy for the tabloids.
And you're right, we don't know what it's like to have some of these strange and/or expensive hobbies.