Between the left and right field foul poles at newly re-named “Yellow Book Park” a glaring 47 advertisements are aggregately littered from left to right. This is not an exact figure, but instead my best guess. It was a difficult task trying to obtain an exact number due to both the exhaustion and dizziness that stupified my senses. I tried, I really did, but attempting to discover a logical manner to correctly count them all up created an uneasy feeling of advertisement claustrophobia.
Don’t get me wrong though. It’s really a wonderful aesthetic, so long as you like or have interest in Modells, Wise snacks, Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, another kind of pepsi I can’t remember, IZod, Chevrolet, Budweiser, Dunkin Donuts, Geico, Nikon, or even if you just want to re-decorate your home with Bob’s furniture. Oh, and if you like mixing every color in the visible spectrum in nonsensible fashions.
And what did this all do for the Wilpons? It (maybe) got them the 2013 All-Star Game. Maybe.
Now, Bud Selig a... TO READ THE REST OF THIS POST AND OTHERS LIKE IT HEAD OVER TO METSZILLA.COM BY CLICKING HERE: