If there was a celebrity show that would involve NFL coaches. I believe the Biggest Loser TV show involving overweight coaches would be hilarious.
Could you imagine, the coaches that place the NFL athletes through intense workouts, be on the hot seat themselves. Imagine the ratings from all the NFL fans across the world.
Anyhow, I'm here to announce the top five candidates that would bring much humour to television. Besides the humour, I'm sure their wives would appreciate it too. Here are their letters to the television show The
Hi! My name is Wade Phillips. I'm currently struggling with my weight and need someone or something to inspire me to lose weight.
I have problems getting my shoes on because of my stomach. If you can, please consider me as a candidate for your show.
Hello Biggest Loser,
My name is Tony Sparano. You probably know me from the NFL, where I coach the Miami Dolphins. I'm looking for some type of help in the weight department. If its possible can you please help me with this disease?
I haven't seen my toes in three years and would appreciate it if you could help me achieve this goal.
Please consider me as one of your candidates.
Dear Biggest Loser,
I am writing you because this concerns my hubby Mike McCarthy. I am tired of seeing him depressed around the house, eating and stuffing his face with hotdogs and processed cheese.
Please, if you can, consider my husband as a prospective candidate for your show. He's tried various weight loss programs that certain trainers have told him to follow, but he cannot manage to follow them.
Thank you for your time.
My name is Andy Reid, I'm looking to audition for your show to lose weight. I currently weigh 375 pounds and currently seek major help. Most of my weight gain has been due to my family issues.
If you can, please take a look at my photos that I have provided you with, and let me know if I qualify for your show.
To whom it may concern,
This is a letter from the head office of the New York Jets. We are writing to inform you of our concern with our head coach, Rex Ryan. His weight is a concern to us because we want Rex in our organization for a long time.
His family has notified us as well and told us if we can send his portfolio to the network to consider him as a prospective candidate.
New York Jets Head office