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The 50 Hottest WAGs of All-Time; Kim Kardashian, Jessica Alba & More!

Ross LipschultzAnalyst IJanuary 11, 2017

The 50 Hottest WAGs of All-Time; Kim Kardashian, Jessica Alba & More!

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    Say “Hi” to Anna Kournikova.

    She was one of the hottest women in sports, but now that her career is dead, she gains a new title:

    WAG.

    Yes, she is falls into the Wives and Girlfriends category that so many beauties have graced in the past.

    Sadly, she made it because she dated Sasha Vujacic. I’m sorry for her.

    “WAGs” was made popular by British tabloids who referenced the main squeezes of top soccer players. Now, the term has hit America’s women harder than Chicxulub.

    And some of these women are so hot, they too could have killed the dinosaurs.

    Obviously, ranking these women is a win-win for everyone. You may not agree with every pick, but just know that narrowing down so many women is incredibly difficult, and some well-known stunners may have been off the list.

    So don’t get mad, just pull up a chair, grab a second pair of pants, and enjoy.

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No. 50: Kendra Wilkinson

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    A long-time sports fan, Wilkinson achieved her dream of marrying a football player.

    Sadly, she picked ninth string wideout Hank Baskett, who was a pariah in Indianapolis after his critical muff during the Super Bowl.

    But hey, he probably gets way more play time with this gorgeous honey at home.

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No. 49: Hilary Duff

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    As a child of the nineties, I grew up with Hilary Duff.

    I’m positive her boyfriend Mike Comrie “grew” with her too.

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No. 48: Elsa Benitez

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    Rony Seikaly is the only person that you can Google and get only responses about his mouth-watering ex-wife.

    And no one’s complaining about that.

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No. 47: Laura Cover

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    According to IMDB, Cover has three goals in life: “be successful at my chosen path, marry the man of my dreams, and have lots of babies.”

    I’m fine with all of those, but let’s hope she has those babies with people other than her husband Aaron Boone.

    Don’t want to ruin Cover’s gorgeous DNA.

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No. 46: Jennifer Jones

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    Not much is known about Brett Cecil’s fiancée.

    But she just seems to have such a great… personality.

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No. 45: Tyra Banks

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    Banks and Webber dated from 2001-2004, and it’s amazing how he put up with the bat-crap crazy woman for that long.

    However, Webber’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, so whatever she said probably went right through one ear to the other.

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No. 44: Brooke Shields

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    One of the elder stateswomen on the list, Shields’ marriage to tennis giant Andre Agassi ended abruptly in 1999.

    It always spells doom when the woman isn’t the best ball-handler in the relationship.

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No. 43: Eiko Koike

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    An under-the-radar pick, Koike continues to run strong with hubby, Japanese wrestler and MMA fighter Wataru Sakata.

    I can think of two reasons why...

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No. 42: Carrie Underwood

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    The Ottawa Senators and Mike Fisher have never won a Stanley Cup.

    But if he has to choose between Underwood and a title, it’s no contest.

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No. 41: Gina Antoniello

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    This Wake Forest vixen dates Brian Zoubek, making this the hottest college relationship possible.

    In fact, she can date anyone, and make them the hottest college couple.

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No. 40: Melanie Collins

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    NBA TV fans and the Philadelphia Flyers’ Scottie Upshall love Ms. Collins.

    And after finding out that she voluntarily licked another women’s butt crack, the rest of the world does too.

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No. 39: Lauren Pope

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    Manchester City’s Shaun Wright Phillips clearly made a good decision when picking Ms. Pope to be on his arm.

    It must have been because she’s a D.J., right?

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No. 38: Nicola Chapman

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    How dumb did Northern Irish footballer Phil Mulryne have to be to break it off with this dime-piece?

    For Christ sake, her past modeling profile says she will work for “any compensation!” I’m collecting ketchup packets.

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No. 37: Jennifer Walcott

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    Adam Archuleta made a huge steal by grabbing this Playmate and locking her up for life.

    And she just looks so smart.

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No. 36: Kim Kardashian

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    In his song “U and Dat,” E-40 has a line clearly about Miles Austin’s busty girlfriend:

    “Her Ass big enough to sit a cup on her booty! (Goodness!)”

    Throw away the coasters, boys!

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No. 35: Karolína Kurková

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    Kurková’s boyfriend, Wladimir Klitchko, claims to like her for her personality.

    Apparently, her personality is located on her breasts.

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No. 34: Casey Connelly

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    True, photos of Connelly with former quarterback Sam Keller may have cost him a chance in the NFL.

    But I doubt he’s complaining.

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No. 33: Danielle Lloyd

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    Lloyd lost WAG status after her racist comments caused boyfriend and retired English footballer Teddy Sherringham to ditch her.

    Stupid choice. She won’t make those slurs in the bedroom.

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No. 32: Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen

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    Wesley Sneijder probably cried all the way home after losing to Spain in the World Cup.

    Oh boo hoo. If that’s the bosom he has to run home to, he won’t be crying long.

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No. 31: Jessica Bratich

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    Bratich dates Australian cricketer Mitchell Johnson.

    Am I the only one who wants to watch more cricket?

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No. 30: Lisa Dergan

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    Scott Podsednik may be stuck in Kansas City, but he has the ultimate consolation prize.

    I wonder if the Royals locker room ever looks like that.

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No. 29: Imogen Thomas

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    She may not have ever married Reading defender Ibrahim Sonko, but they got awfully cuddly quite a bit.

    Gee, I wonder what he used as a pillow.

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No. 28: Emily Kuchar

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    The rich get richer, as defending A.L. Cy Young award winner Zach Greinke gets to come home to this blonde bombshell every night.

    Maybe the biggest win for a Royal ever?

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No. 27: Hillary Rhoda

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    Mark Sanchez and Sean Avery both had a chance to tap this ten spot.

    Luckily Sanchez came first. Otherwise, Avery would knock him out.

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No. 26: Sthefany Brito

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    Sure, Brazilian soccer star Alexander Pato may not be able to spell Brito’s first name.

    But last time he checked, no one wears nametags in the sack.

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No. 25: Carmen Electra

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    Electra and ex-husband Dennis Rodman were married for only year.

    However, it’s a lock that they boinked more often than A.C. Green has in his whole life.

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No. 24: Angelica Bridge

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    Angelica Bridges is an older member of the list, yet has been with the Edmonton Oilers’ Sheldon Souray all this time.

    Can’t imagine why…

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No. 23: Gabrielle Union

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    Rumors have flown around that Union and Dwyane Wade had done some kinky stuff since their relationship started.

    Luckily for Wade, if Union leaves, he can still whip LeBron around.

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No. 22: Elisha Cuthbert

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    Cuthbert grew up a hockey fan, so dating Sean Avery for nearly two years must have been a dream come true.

    Sadly, he plays in New York, so she might need top keep that coat on.

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No. 21: Heidi Klum

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    Heidi Klum is the definition of a MILF, and that started with Formula One officianado Flavio Briatore in 2004.

    He’s the only person who Seal is an upgrade in the looks department.

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No. 20: Jessica White

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    The douches always get the hottest chicks, as seen her with White and Terrell Owens.

    Well, at least I have a job, something T.O. can’t brag about.

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No. 19: Carmella DeCesare

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    Hats off to veteran quarterback Jeff Garcia for pulling this babe off the market.

    Imagine if that’s how she meets him when he come home from practice.

    Yikes.

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No. 18: Julie Henderson

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    Whether or not she is actually Aaron Rodgers’ girlfriend doesn’t really matter.

    I’m sure she can woo some athlete with those brains.

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No. 17: Luli Fernandez

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    Real Madrid baller Fernando Gago clearly doesn’t only score on the pitch.

    I’m pretty sure you get two goals when it's with Fernández.

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No. 16: Halle Berry

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    Former Yankee David Justice’s ex-wife Berry is the only Oscar winner on the entire list.

    Yeah, I’m sure you care about that.

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No. 15: Minka Kelly

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    One of Derek Jeter’s many flings that have made the list, she definitely falls into the “girl next door” category.

    If she lived next door to me, I’d be like Shia LaBeouf in Disturbia every day.

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No. 14: Eva Longoria

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    Everyone knows that Longoria stars in Desperate Housewives.

    Let’s hope Spurs guard Tony Parker keeps her on a tighter leash than she has on the show.

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No. 13: Gemma Atkinson

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    Both the monkey she adopted and her boyfriend, Birmingham City soccer player Marcus Bent, love milk.

    Share the love, Gemma.

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No. 12: Alena Seredova

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    "Can you believe that body had a kid come out of it?"

    Juventus keeper Gianluigi Buffon probably asks himself that every day.

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No. 11: Scarlett Johansson

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    Another one of Jeter’s former flings.

    He’s the luckiest man alive.

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No. 10: Hope Dworaczyk

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    Jason Kidd is one of the best point guards of all-time.

    But I’d trust his ex with my balls way more often.

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No. 9: Francesca Lodo

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    Lodo and Argentinian soccer defender Javier Zanetti must have a great life.

    Actually, looking at Zanetti, only he has something good to look at.

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No. 8: Marikym Hervieux

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    Dodgers’ catcher Russell Martin truly made a great catch with Hervieux.

    Now if only he could do the same on the diamond…

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No. 7: Keeley Hazell

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    Remember those cartoon characters that see a woman so beautiful that their eyes bug out of their head?

    Well Joe Cole did that very same thing when he saw Hazell’s…smile.

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No. 6: Erica Ellyson

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    Boston was set aflame with rumors that this glamour gal was dating Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz.

    No wonder he had a bit of a slump in 2007.

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No. 5: Gisele Bundchen

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    Bundchen didn’t become the highest paid model in the world and Rolling Stone’s most beautiful girl in 2000 by accident.

    Stealing Tom Brady away from Bridget Moynahan, however, may have been an “accident.”

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No. 4: Kelly Brook

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    Brook and English rugby union footballer Danny Cipriani started dating immediately after she broke up with Billy Zane in 2008.

    Apparently, despite what Owen Wilson says in Zoolander, Zane’s not a cool dude.

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No. 3: Jessica Alba

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    Jeter had his “say” in Alba quite often, which officially makes him my idol.

    In fact, anyone who’s been within arms distance of this beauty gets my respect.

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No. 2: Adriana Lima

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    Could Lima have chosen and uglier husband in Marko Jaric?

    Was Sam Cassell unavailable?

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No. 1: Brooklyn Decker

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    This dynamite woman got stuck with the biggest prick on Earth.

    However, looking at any picture of her makes you immediately forget all your worries.

    Don’t you agree?

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