As for who the hell I am, well... You've been reading a little bit of my work here since late March on and off. You might also know me from my own website (which will be much, much quieter now) as well as some on-and-off work with the great guys at Hockey Wilderness at SBN.
As for the important questions you're dying for the answers to I'll run it down for you and make it easy:
Yes, I am definitely biased against your favorite team.
Yes, I am totally a fan of the team you hate the most.
Yes, you can buy me a beer if you see me out at a game.