The Paper Dog Days of Summer

The Paper TexanCorrespondent IJuly 12, 2010

1. The Astros are on pace to lose 100 games this season.
2. The Rangers, the only other alternative to Texas baseball, just lost all 4 games at home to the Orioles!
3. FIFA just took 1 month to crown a world champion with a game that went 3 hours of broadcast without a goal before finally ending with a score of 1 - 0.
4. I resent having to call a score of 0 "Nil"!
5. FIFA Referees either don't know the rules, don't care about the rules, or are unable to call a game according to the rules.
6. You can play the ball while standing out of bounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. Players writhing in pain one second during defense are sprinting full-speed on offense the next second.
8. Vuvuzelas
9. 90-second in duration proclamations of "Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!"
10. Seriously, If I never hear another vuvuzela, it'll be too soon!

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