July 8, 2010
A frustrating season leads to abuse of Licensed Apparel
- Every time Brendan Ryan has air-mailed a "Dan Quisenberry" to 1st, I've thrown the hat
- Every time Colby Rasmus has loafed, I've tossed it to the floor.
- Every time Matt Holiday or Albert Pujols has popped up or weakly grounded out with RISP, I've bit the bill.
- And every time Tony LaRussa has yanked a starter who's in command but in a jam to bring in "I eat at" Dennys Reyes, I've sweated through it. This later situation usually leads to violent stomping on my cap.
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