For every female out there, this had to be the least entertaining sporting event you have ever watched.
Every man that forced his wife or girlfriend to watch ESPN's The Decision now owes said girlfriend or wife a foot massage and a night of watching the show "Intervention."
The best thing that came out of tonight's events were a bounty of hateful yet hilarious tweets. Here are the best.
Glad my bro mike Beasley is outta Miami...u gon really see him get busy this year!!
I wonder if Lebron's mother has Mario Chalmers digits yet?
LeBron James should go to the Washington Generals. So maybe, they can finally beat the Harlem Globetrotters
Art Modell is in Baltimore with Bubbles cackling and copping that W M D...
#NBA I'm glad Darko didn't make us wait this long to get drafted or to sign this summer...HA!
i'm so ashamed.....cavs owner dan gilbert wrote a better column than i did....
Dear Bengals management, Lebron and DWade, I would love to see Esteban and T.O. #justsayin
Dan Gilbert knows where the bodies are buried. LeBron, Maverick, Turtle, Drama and LeBrontourage pissed off the wrong billionaire.
All I'll say tonite is, he is who I always said he was: Prince. Robin. Yankee-Cowboy fan who always thought he was doing Cleveland a favor.
Thanks to everybody who supported me and gave my 14 years of covering the NBA the benefit of the doubt. It's my hope I'll never be involved
Heat's bench reminds me of #Swayze truck's radiator in #RedDawn ... filled with piss.
A "Cleveland Steamer" is taking a dump on a persons chest. A "LeBron Steamer" is taking a dumb on an entire states soul.
...all to benefit the Boys and Girls Club of America.
Foreplay from Jim Gray just as satisfying as I've always imagined it would be.
Dan Gilbert once caught a fish by writing it a letter that said "stop jerking around and get on the hook twinkle toes"