It’s fair to say now that LeBron James is one of the most conceited athletes in the NBA.
His ego is the size of a 1954 Buick Rambler and with his history of “winning,” his bark is as loud as one too.
The King will captivate America tonight during his one-hour, self-love fest on ESPN. Although he will make the decision in the first ten minutes of the show, the network finds it necessary to discuss the two words he says for 50 more minutes.
I, however, will not be watching. There’s a marathon of I Love New York on.
While everyone can speculate about LeBron’s decision (including me: http://bit.ly/aAQg1V and http://bit.ly/b7BSuz), it’s clearly going to be a media spectacle. And the only thing I love more than media spectacles is Jessica Alba.
Screw you, Cash Warren.
Knowing LeBron, which I don’t, I feel he has the potential to do some crazy stuff tonight. These are the top 10 ridiculous antics he could pull at 9 p.m. tonight.
Someone will have to text me about it, because I’ll be occupied reading the dictionary.