A one-hour special?
LeBron James needs an hour on ESPN to make up his mind where he will play next, even though he's had a month to decide?
An hour, during prime time? During the baseball season and the World Cup? Wow...
I hear the first 20 minutes will cover his college years and the two "Final Fours" he went to and how great those were.
Then the middle 20 minutes will cover the championships he's won during his first seven years in Cleveland.
Then, in the final 20 minutes he'll explain how, even though he's not that cool with Delonte West, he'll be coming back to Cleveland for three years, until Jay-Z and the Billionaire can get their act together and finally move the Nets to Brooklyn.
By the way, that means we will be doing this all over again in 2013.
I'm done ranting now. Here's the list...