Ugh. Let us all hope that this does indeed come to a swift and merciful pre-scheduled ESPeNd (this man has driven me to awful puns).
The way LeBron has handled the free agency process I can only assume that he wants everyone to hate him, a hate that he plans to use to fuel his continued improvement as a player. If that is the case (it isn't) then mission accomplished .
My goal is to go for as long as possible without hearing news of LeBron's decision. How long will I make it in the age of constant and instant communication? How much commitment would it take to not hear this news for a while? Will I defiantly throw my cell phone into a body of water? Will I choose to live in the wilderness a la Jeremiah Johnson ? Perhaps.