LeBron James Decision: You Rolled Your Eyes Just Now, Didn't You?

Busta BucketCorrespondent IJuly 7, 2010

CLEVELAND - MAY 11:  LeBron James #23 of the Cleveland Cavaliers looks on while playing the Boston Celtics in Game Five of the Eastern Conference Semifinals during the 2010 NBA Playoffs at Quicken Loans Arena on May 11, 2010 in Cleveland, Ohio. Boston won the game 120-88 to take a 3-2 series lead. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.  (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)
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Ugh. Let us all hope that this does indeed come to a swift and merciful pre-scheduled ESPeNd (this man has driven me to awful puns).

The way LeBron has handled the free agency process I can only assume that he wants everyone to hate him, a hate that he plans to use to fuel his continued improvement as a player. If that is the case (it isn't) then mission accomplished .

My goal is to go for as long as possible without hearing news of LeBron's decision. How long will I make it in the age of constant and instant communication? How much commitment would it take to not hear this news for a while? Will I defiantly throw my cell phone into a body of water? Will I choose to live in the wilderness a la Jeremiah Johnson ? Perhaps.

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