If there's one thing we love come World Cup time, it's a good head-to-head contest.
That's exactly what Melissa Satta finds herself in right now. It's a showdown that conflicts us to the core.
Satta is locked in a battle with our former WAG of the Week, Abbey Clancy, in the quarterfinals of Spumor.com's World Cup of WAGs.
We've already presented the case for Abbey Clancy here.
So in the interest of equal opportunity, here's your formal introduction to the smokeshow otherwise known as Melissa Satta.