Ode to Draft Night: Mock Lottery Edition
T`was the Night before draft day, and all thirty teams
Were waiting on draft day to answer their dreams
John Wall to the Wizards, there is simply no doubt
Only thing that could stop him is a case of the gout
Up next are the Sixers, Evan Turner their choice
Philly fans may be tough, but they`ll surely rejoice
To the swampland we go where New Jersey picks third
Wes Johnson`s their guy was the last thing I heard
And with that Minnesota loses out on their man
Derrick Favors at four`s not a bad backup plan
Sacramento picks fifth, Demarcus Cousins been promised
The Kings have assured us, weight problems regardless
Now things start to get tricky, it`s anyone`s guess
Monroe to Golden State, to join in their mess
Detroit`s need to fill it`s hole at the five
Makes it seem that Ed Davis will likely arrive
The Clippers are next, small forwards their need
What better name then Al-Forouq Aminu indeed
With the ninth overall pick, New York will select
Oh wait it got traded, and no longer protect
Which means Utah gets lucky and like what they see
From Luke Babbitt the man they will play at the three
Now the Pacers should trade for a starting Point Guard
But they could not trade and instead draft Gordon Hayward
And with that we have covered the first ten draft picks
But the lotto’s not over, more franchises to fix
New Orleans just needs a quick fix with the draft
So Xavier Henry should provide a life raft
Memphis is another who needs just one more
Ekpe Udoh gets their foot in the door
Lucky 13`s Toronto`s, and their move must be bold
To draft Bosh a winner, Aldrich fits that mould
And to finish the lotto, Huston has the last pick
Patrick Patterson`s safe, on a team deep and thick
So with that I say sleep tight, the drafts almost here
So sit back, relax, and enjoy with a beer.
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