It appears that you're going to shock the world and come out of Group C as the No. 1 points leader.
England has had a far-from-satisfactory World Cup and could even finish fourth in the group on the field.
Thank goodness for the WAGs. Fabio Capello has banned the group from fornicating with their wives and girlfriends. The England national team coach said he thinks they'll be too much of a distraction.
Well, it's hard to argue with that assessment after some research.
Are the English WAGs the class of the Group C hotties? Can the Americans make a run at the title? Or are the Slovenians once again lurking in the shadows with the knockout punch.
You be the judge.