10 Reasons Alabama Blows Repeat

'Bama is somehow under the impression they are the best team entering the 2010 season, but I will prove (just like the censorship in this photo) that their protection from being exposed is more perception than reality, and the media is being beyond generous in covering their little piggy in a blanket.

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11 Headhunters

If a girl can do it...surely 11 other guys being paid millions can too. There is even an outlined plan on previous events showing everyone how to start.

At the Legs

That's right. Take their best player off the field and watch their season unfold.

See What The Future Holds!

The Tide is rolling in toxic waste all along the Gulf Coast! It promises a better future and that the mess will be cleaned up by the fall but we all know what's in store.

Work Ethic

A product of Saban and his attention to detail. This has been a wonderful offseason for a team basking in a championship. If this is how his players show up to the combine in APRIL! Imagine how some will show up in the fall.

Blind Optimism

Also known as unfounded stupidity, and borderline retardation, the kind that won 'Bama an Oscar...The kind that lead to Mike Shula or the kind that can describe roughly 90 percent of the fan base that is Alabama Football. As they try to defy any reason in that losing so many players on defense will not affect them drastically.

Allowing History To Repeat Itself

Yeah when things are going bad at 'Bama things are going...BAD! The OOC schedule is tough and there are plenty of minefields in the Conference schedule. Going 12-0 is not going to happen but 10 wins in the regular season could also be off the table. Auburn, Ark, and LSU could not only compete with Bama. But all three could compete with and win the Western crown if given the right breaks. Could the crimson tide finish fourth? It is technically possible and more possible than some seem willing to say at the moment. We can discuss this more in October.

Luck Runs Out

Last year, Tennessee was a choke job away from an upset. LSU had critical series of injuries and an irrational call away by a referee from an upset. Alabama needed both to get by. This year they return not nearly as good but a defensive squad bolsters better offensive opponents. Ark and Auburn will light up the score board. The offense of Alabama is dynamic because of its running game. It's ability to score 30 plus points upon command isn't a trademark of Saban run teams. At LSU, following his national title, LSU was throbbed by UGA after beating them twice the previous year, under very similar circumstances. That team went 9-4 after losing by a couple controversial calls including a defender slipping on the final play of the season. All the breaks that go your way one year don't carry over to the next season. Alabama from all indications is in for a rude awakening.

Intergrity!

Yeah I didn't think he would stick around when things started getting too deep in Dixie. After all the work he put in, imagine how he would react to such a disappointing season. Can his ego handle it? Its doubtful and history supports my theory in three different instances.

Back To Stories

Yep, back to the days where they claim every championship ever accounted for in NCAA history. Meanwhile the Bear is turning in his grave pissed that his head stone is covered with crap that some people think means something. T-Town, the only place in the world where the past is the future.