A Satire List Of Possible Suspects For The New Anonymous Raw GM

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Who could be the new raw GM?????????

Shawn Michaels

Well of course HBK after being retired by the Undertaker at Wrestlemania 26. He wants to be with his kids. Well he could sit at home being a couch potato while watching raw and be with his kids. He could send emails to Michale cole easily. But there is one dilema with this suspect. Hbk is so dang old he probably dont know email but maybe shawn tells his kids what to type. He wants to remain anonymous because he wants to build suspense for now than come out and tell people later. Also Hbk probably kille the Undertaker after wrestlemania 26!

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Hornswoggle such an obvious person for the job. Hornswoggle wanted to make the matches that the wrestlers wrestle. We all know for real life hornswoggle can talk and read and type and everything. Infact Hornswoggle is very smart and wants to remain anonymous so know one can know he can actually talk and they'll still think he's to harmless to steal his pot of gold. Sneaky little leprcuan!!!

Daniel Bryan

Daniel Bryan is the new gm of raw vince recognized he was to good of a wrestler to be in the wrestler ranks so fired him and called him up and made him gm. Vince made him stay anonymous because he doesn't want to get all the brian haters all rowed up.

Mr.Fuji

Yep WWE Hall Of Famer Mr.Fuji has a great chance of being the new gm. he wants to be the Gm so he can go throw salt around just like the old days. Although just like shawn im not sure about the email part as he is very elderly. He wants to remain anonymous so that no one is scared of him throwing salt in there eyes!!!

Lady GAGA

lady Gaga was playin strip poker with Mr.McMahon when her pokerface wasn't good enough so she had to strip for vince or become new GM belive it or not she did both.