WL: [Expletive] producers! They didn’t show you the 19 stone cold flushes I delivered. I even threw down on that Jheri Curl Business—hoity-toity pansy. They only put in the last one...the one I bricked.
GA: You had quite a career in the ABA. Quite a long career, that is.
WL: What’s that supposed to mean, Fatty?
GA: Wha…huh?
WL: I’ve seen your scouting report, Dough Boy. You think you’re some kind of fancy joke maker, don’t you? Well, not here, home slice. I remember we was playin’ the Carolina Cougars and Artis Gilmore went down. Who’d they ask to come in and bail their sorry a-double-dollar-signs out? They called on Wise.
GA: Really? I didn’t come across that in my research…
WL: Of course you didn’t, Mister Smarty Pants! I came in during the third quarter and had 39 points, 18 rebounds, 14 assists…and 14 blocks. That’s a quadruple-double. That’s some numbers.
GA: Did you win the game?
WL: Well, no.
GA: If you were so good, why didn’t you play more than 2.3 minutes per game during your career?
WL: The League was scared of my skills.
GA: Well, back to our discussion of retirement. So you retired when the Colonels folded up in 1976…
WL: NO! I DID NOT RETIRE!
GA: Excuse me?
WL:
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