LeBron James Will Know When to Retire: An Open Mic Exclusive with Wise LeBron

Smarty Pants by Senior Writer Written on July 25, 2008
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I wasn’t really sure what to expect from my interview with Wise LeBron, probably best known these days for his role in LeBron James’ Nike ads of the past three years.

 

However, I needed to do a serious editorial on someone who had retired from an actual sport, and my giving up badminton due to having torn my rotator cuff (while absolutely destroying my 85-year-old grandmother on July 4, by the way) didn’t seem terribly interesting—even to me.

 

While most NBA fans will remember that Wise posted a quadruple-double in a high school state championship game—he tallied 35 points, 15 rebounds, 12 assists…and 12 blocks—many don’t realize that Wise also dazzled ABA fans as a 50-something two-guard for the Kentucky Colonels from 1968-1976.

 

To this day, Wise is the only AARP member to compete at such a high level of basketball, for such a long period of time.

 

We met at the home of LeBron James, who was gracious enough to allow me and “Pops” to chat while he mini-camps in Las Vegas in preparation for the Olympics.

 

 

GA: Thanks for meeting me today, Wise.

 

WL: No problem. LeBron’s out there in Las Vegas, so I don’t have nothin' goin' on.

 

GA: Let’s just hope his game doesn’t stay in Vegas, right?

 

WL: What in h-e-double-hockey-sticks are you talkin’ about, boy?

 

GA: Uh…forget it. So I’m doing this article about retirement and when someone should retire…

 

WL: Son, you don’t never retire! Never! I’m just as good in my 80s as I was in my 50s.

 

GA: Now, Wise, I think we all remember that dunk you clanged in that ad a couple of years ago…

 

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