2010 FIFA World Cup: Who Has the Hottest WAGs and Fans in Group G Play?
As the World Cup progresses into its second week of competition, and at the same time takes America by storm, we take a look at the hottest WAGs and fans of each team, by grouping.
Sit back and enjoy this look at the hottest WAGs and fans of the teams in Group G of the 2010 World Cup.
Korea DPR: Paid Chinese Actors?
Try finding magazines articles, newspaper features, or YouTube videos featuring hot North Korea fans.
Turns out, you can't find actual fans of North Korea either. According to numerous sources, the fans that showed up to the North Korea-Brasil match were actually paid Chinese actors.
Well, if they can use paid Chinese actors to pretend that they have fans, the least we can do is use some paid Chinese actors to stand in for North Korea's hot fans.
Korea DPR: Okay, we'll let you use a South Korean.
This works, right? She's Asian, she's wearing red, and her shirt ambiguously says "Korea" leaving one to ponder which Korea she must represent.
Who cares if she's South Korean?
Cote D'Ivoire: At least these girls are actually from Cote D'Ivoire.
Well, we don't need stand-ins, paid or otherwise, for the Cote D'Ivoire. They don't have tons of totally hot fans supporting them, but they do have a couple.
Cote D'Ivoire: Didier Drogba's Wife All Drogba
Didier Drogba is one of the biggest stars of the Cote D'Ivoire national team, aka Les Elephants. Didier's wife, Alla Drogba, is seen here.
There is a chance that Cote D'Ivoire doesn't have the same paparazzi presence that the U.S. has.
Cote D'Ivoire: Salomon Kalou's mystery girl.
Les Elephants forward was seen leaving a club back in April of 2009 with this mystery woman, moments before a violent fight broke out inside of the club.
Portugal: Bringing it.
Unlike Cote D'Ivoire and Korea DPR, Portugal "brought it" to the WAGs and Fans competition. This nice young girl was nice enough to allow someone to paint a Portugal soccer uniform onto her nude body.
The Portugal fans are as sweet and lovely as they are intense about their team.
Portugal: The type of fans you'd bring home to your mother.
These Portugal fans are just good clean wholesome kids looking to have a good time and cheer on their team.
Portugal: Lots of untapped potential.
Before you bring your soccer fan home to meet your mother, however, you should check to see if she's ever done any "fondling another girl while both of us are completely nude except for the body paint" modeling in her life.
Don't get me wrong-this makes her a keeper; you just may not want to introduce her to your mother.
Portugal: Diana Chaves, Girlfriend of César Peixoto
This is the woman Portugal footballer César Peixoto is currently dating.
You know what's crazy about body-paint? As nude as a model still seems with body-paint on, seeing a nude model without body-paint makes the body-painted models seem decidedly not nude.
Am I still talking?
Portugal: Excellent work overall.
At the end of the day, the soccer fans of Portugal are lovely and exciting, and bring a lot to the table.
Brazil: I didn't know it was gonna be this kind of party!
Brazil's women national team does really excellent work.
I hear they're also good at soccer.
Brazil - <i>It's gettin' hot in here, so . . . </i>
You know the rest.
Brazil: Playing on a whole other level.
Brazil's women soccer team again. When they get together, there's a whole lot of butt-kickin'going on.
And then they play soccer.
Brazil: A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
A picture is worth a thousand words.
This one leaves me with none.
Brazil: Yeah, but do they have a women's team?
I'm sorry, what were we talking about again?
Brazil: WAG Caroline Celico
The wife of Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, aka Kaka.
Kaká is a follower of the evangelical Rebirth in Christ Church.
He married his childhood sweetheart Caroline Celico in 2005 at a Rebirth in Christ church in São Paulo.
(I dunno, to me there's something hot about talking about a dude being a devout Christian while staring at a picture of his smokin' wife.)
Brazil: Ronaldo WAG Part 1: Raica Oliveira
These are the types of girls you get to date when you are a Brazilian soccer player.
Not a bad gig.
Brazil: Ronaldo WAG Part 2: Daniela Cicarelli
This is the type of girl you get to marry but only stay with for three months if you are a Brazilian soccer player.
Brazilian soccer player: I should have gone into that.
Brazil: Ronaldo WAG Part 3: Milene Domingues
This is the type of girl that you get to marry and then divorce and remember that she wasn't even the hottest girl you were ever with if you're a Brazilian soccer player.
What, did these guys win a bet with God or something?
Brazil: Julio Cesar WAG: Susana Werner Espindola
She was also with Ronaldo before she ended up marrying Brazilian goalkeeper Júlio César Soares Espíndola.
You know, I don't get it. I mean, Ronaldo isn't even very good looking.
The Winner: Brazil, and it wasn't even close.
When it comes to attractive WAGs and fans, for Brazil, much as it is in soccer, there is simply no other competition, at least as far as Group G goes.
Portugal shows lots of promise, and may one day be ready to compete with the big boys. As for Korea PDR and Cote D'Ivoire, it is as if they don't even realize we're having a competition.
At the end of the day, there's Brazil, and there's everyone else.