Since the King spent the day watching game seven between the Lakers and Celtics from a lounge chair in his multimillion dollar mansion, I thought that it would be fitting to begin the talks about the chosen one and his possible destinations.
But not for the talent that will be surrounding him, but for the women that will accompany him at the beaches or nightlife in the off-season.
Yes, LeBron is married.
But there is nothing wrong with looking.
Here is his possible destinations based on the supporting cast aka women of the corresponding cities.
The Windy city has to be on the Kings list for his possible destinations this summer. Hot babes aside, Chicago has a talented roster that could fit the chosen one's check list.
You have a point guard that is pretty darn good.
Two big guys in Noah and Miller that can score in the paint when you need them to, but don't need to have plays run for them to give their team production. Both players may not be dominant, but they produce the intangibles that every championship needs.
A young scoring option with Luol Deng, one that could be LeBron's second hand man.
And in the end, they have to hope that Taj Gibson develops into the player that the organization believes he will.
Overall, they have the best roster outside of Cleveland (But that is with LeBron).
On the Babe front, Chicago is lacking tremendously.
The city lacks depth, up and coming prospects, and in general the major super hotties that draw many young superstar basketball players away from successful basketball teams (sarcasm).
Although, the city of Chicago offers a direct connection to good looking cable news ladies.
But after that, there is very little that appeals to the eye.
Oh the possibilities Miami holds for a young future billionaire.
Forget about the possibility of two past MVPs playing on the same team for 82 games plus playoffs per season (Wade Finals MVP, LeBron Regular Season MVP).
And just with that little tidbit of information, what better combination of players could you imagine (other than Kobe and LeBron). LeBron can handle the regular season magic, while leaving the postseason for the former finals MVP.
But you don't care about the players and neither does LeBron for that matter.
Because LeBron is searching for a team that holds more hotties than his current playing city.
This will do two things for LeBron.
It will provide him with sufficient eye candy and it will ensure that his teammates can find viable partners not name LeBron's mom.
Miami beach is the place to be if you are on hottie patrol.
What else is there to say about New York?
It's a global icon. Everyone is doing something, no matter the time of day. There is always going to be new people, new faces, different babes for the kings choosing.
Unfortunately, they don't much like to play basketball in the postseason. That is something that LeBron will have to change if he is to win a championship. Unless, of course, Jay-Z, Donald Trump, and himself plan on buying the king a ring.
On the babe front, the city of lights isn't hurting. There are always tourists to mack on, fresh faces to get to know better, and female celebrities to cheer you on.
New York is everything a basketball player wants minus the basketball.
Everything is bigger in Texas.
Mark Cuban's Wallet, Mark Cuban's Jet, Mark Cuban's ego, and... well the Dalls Mavericks' payroll if LeBron signs in Dallas (paid for by Mark Cuban).
They like their sports in Dallas, particularly Football, so LeBron will have to accept being the second fiddle on the Dallas sporting scene (although part of me believes Dallas may partially rethink that).
Maybe Cuban would be able to entice the King with a new Stadium, or even a couple games played in the new Cowboys stadium (is that even allowed?)
With the multibillionaire aside, the Dallas women are among the most appealing in this great country.
Throw in the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and you have a devastating one-two punch.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
The Portland Trail Blazers aren't exactly front runners in the LeBron sweepstakes, they don't have a babe market that would appeal to LeBron, and they are a small market.
We can talk about the negatives all day long, but the one thing the Trail Blazers do have is a spectacular young nucleus of players and a very, very rich owner.
When Paul Allen sees something that he wants, he goes out and gets it, as stated in this well written article by John Canzano:
But obviously, the problem lies within the female side of the argument.
The Portland crowd just doesn't include the type of women that a person like LeBron would be looking for.
Unless of course he digs punk rocker chicks that like to sip espresso while talking about their favorite artists (something along those lines).
Just ask Delonte West.
The women just aren't drawn to cold, boring old Cleveland. Well at least the good looking ones aren't.
This apparently has caused LeBron's teammates to look within the organization for prospect lovers.
Unfortunately, in doing so, they may have forced themselves out of a job.
LeBron will need to practice his fist pumping if he is going to choose Jersey because that is how all of the local men meet all of the good looking women.
With the Jersey shore attracting the young coeds, LeBron would have no problem finding eye candy.
Although, he would have a difficult time finding the basketball talent...
Again the second fiddle storyline comes into play.
He would have to share fans with Kobe, fame with Kobe, advertising time with Kobe, and in general everything with the Lakers organization.
Including the coeds.
The Beaches of California, particularly of Los Angeles are hot spots year round and is a great draw for a superstar such as LeBron.
For championships it would be the Los Angeles Lakers but that is not viable.
For Family it would be the Cavaliers, but there are no babes.
So for babes, LeBron has a tie between both Miami and Los Angeles.
But since Miami lacks an income tax, the state of Florida would be the best option for eye candy.