What do golfers not named Tiger Woods and girls Tiger slept with not named Elin Woods have in common?
Nobody cares about them as individuals.
Tiger's competition on the course is referred to as "the field" and the girls he slept with are referred to as, well, the girls who slept with Tiger Woods.
This gave me an idea.
If nobody cares about Tiger's bedtime buddies or his daytime competition, would people care if I compared them?
Let's give this a shot.