What do golfers not named Tiger Woods and girls Tiger slept with not named Elin Woods have in common?
Nobody cares about them as individuals.
Tiger's competition on the course is referred to as "the field" and the girls he slept with are referred to as, well, the girls who slept with Tiger Woods.
This gave me an idea.
If nobody cares about Tiger's bedtime buddies or his daytime competition, would people care if I compared them?
Let's give this a shot.
Do you see the girl to the left?
Not a pretty sight. Girls like these prove that Tiger had a serious problem.
Have you ever seen Phil Mickelson?
Maybe golf would be on ESPN more often if he weren't on the PGA Tour.
The guy is not exactly the type of person you want to look at for hours on end.
Theresa Rogers is 48 years old. Theresa Rogers is 48 years old. Theresa Rogers is 48 years old.
What were you thinking, Tiger?
Rocco Mediate is 47 years old. Rocco Mediate is 47 years old. Rocco Mediate is 47 years old.
Get off the damn PGA Tour already, Rocco!
Joslyn James was a former porn star, which you could probably tell by looking at her huge jugs.
However, huge jugs don't always translate to a career in adult video.
This is proven true by Guy Boros—the heaviest golfer on the PGA Tour—who has boobs bigger than anything I have ever seen in my life.
Whose are bigger?
That's for you to decide.
People tend to forget it these days, but Tiger Woods is a golfer.
He also had a serious sexual problem. He wasn't afraid to get physical at any time.
The same could be said about porn star Holly Sampson.
In fact, Sampson and Woods both proved this when they slept together at his bachelor party.
Julie Postle was an Orlando waitress—and a hot one at that.
She served up food.
Geoff Ogilvy is a founder of The Original Australian Pie Company.
He serves up food as well.
If you're keeping score at home, that was a reach.
Jamie Jungers proved she was the best of the irrelevant when she won Howard Stern's "Tiger Mistress Beauty Pageant".
Padraig Harrington proved he was the best of "the field" when he won two majors in one year back in 2008.
Jungers and Harrington are both the best of the unknown.
Tiger Woods has a very large age range when choosing partners.
He went from 47-year-old Theresa Rogers to 22-year-old Raychel Coudriet.
To me, Coudriet is a bit young to be getting into bed with Tiger.
At age 21, Rory McIlroy is quite young himself.
A bit too young to be hanging around with Tiger Woods on the PGA Tour.
Devon James is one crazy son of a b***h.
She was recently busted for prostitution and claims that she was in a threesome with Tiger.
This may have been the most obvious choice on the list. There is no crazier son of a b***h than John Daly.
Daly has already been linked to alcoholism, gambling, drugs, and several marriages.
Rachel Uchitel was the straw that broke the camel's back. She was the first girl to step forward in the Tiger Woods controversy.
She changed the lives of so many people.
In a way, Vijay Singh has done the same.
Singh is the first and only Fijian golfer to ever win a PGA Tour event.
Singh could be the first of many successful Fijian golfers now that he has showed the world that Fiji can produce successful players.
Lara Dutta was one of Tiger Woods' few well-known mistresses. She was a model, actor, and former Miss Universe.
Aside from Tiger Woods, Michelle Wie is probably the world's most notable golfer.
She gained fame by becoming the youngest player to ever qualify for a USGA amateur championship—at the age of 10!
Priyanka Chopra was linked to Tiger Woods well before his marriage. Many years later, we found out she should have been linked to him after it as well.
Chopra's name disappeared for a while, but she ended up an important part of Tiger's life in the end.
Greg Norman was always giving Woods a fair amount of trouble early in his career.
But Norman's name just plummeted off the Earth for a while as he started to age.
However, Norman has come on recently once again to put Tiger in more tough spots.
Only God knows just how many women Tiger Woods has done the dirty dirty with, but if they all combined, they might be able to make their own "I've slept with Tiger Woods Tour".
Here are some women who were omitted from comparisons that you might want to know about.
That's a whole lot of chick-banging, and who knows how many more women there are out there that slept with Tiger, but haven't stepped forward?