Tiger Woods Love Child By Freaky Mistress

Keith SavageContributor IJune 15, 2010

PEBBLE BEACH, CA - JUNE 15:  Tiger Woods hits a shot during a practice round prior to the start of the 110th U.S. Open at Pebble Beach Golf Links on June 15, 2010 in Pebble Beach, California.  (Photo by Stephen Dunn/Getty Images)
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You can’t be serious. Just when everything was dying down and no one was talking about it anymore. There just had to me rumors that there was a love child.

And three million dollars to cover it up? I’m sorry but if I have someones love child I would need more than 3 million dollars. With today’s tuition prices, and the price of diapers and gas on the rise, I need more than 3 million.