Wait what? I've never heard of that player. He doesn't even have a picture. He must play for some crap team. But then of course, if he played for Tottenham they probably wouldn't sell him to us. Ooooo, banter, did someone say banter!? I'm kidding Spurs fans.
He doesn't play for anyone actually. He's a physiotherapist, or kinesiologist if you believe in kniesthetics (i.e. witchcraft). Dr. Jean-Pierrre Meersseman, a world famous physio at Milan lab, has been an integral part of the overall health-based operations that go on behind the scene at AC Milan. With the departure of Gary Lewin from Arsenal to take a post as England's head physio, Jean-Pierre would be world class replacement.
One of the key issues surrounding Arsenal is a constant series of niggles and muscular injuries that have been symptomatic of a season were key players have constantly been felled just before the final hurdle. It's a deeply worrying issue that can't entirely be solved by the addition of players.
Although seemingly unlikely to join, Meersseman would be a world-class addition to a staff that needs guidance in how to properly treat it's players.