With conferences adding and subtracting schools, it's important to keep everything in perspective.
Like which conferences are adding hot chicks.
The Big Ten is adding, so it's time to see where they fit in.
Just a hint: go anywhere in the Big Ten and you're a winner.
Small school = small "hot girl" selection pool
The pool is so small, if you search for images it's hard to find any pictures at all.
Minnesota is not the ideal place to see scantily clad women.
Now that they play in a new open-air stadium, the likelihood of seeing less gets slimmer as the season wears on.
But don't get me wrong, the Gophers do have a plentiful amount of cutie pies walking around campus.
Indiana was named “the hottest big state school in the nation” by Newsweek. What does that mean exactly?
I don't know, but I don't think we are on the same page.
The one thing I do know is that I sure love looking at pictures of the Hoosier girls.
Penn State is known as Happy Valley.
Is that an innuendo, or is the goal really to make sure that everyone there is happy?
Sorry I am too distracted by the girls in this picture.
Enter witty comment here.
One University of Illinois alumnus has done more for guys ogling hot girls than any one person could have ever imagined.
That man, Hugh Hefner.
In 2007, the Illini engineer females put together a "Girls of the Engineering College" calendar.
I've submitted my application for the school already.
Purdue. Home of the Boilermakers.
Where they not only give a you quality education but churn out young nubile co-eds.
The newest addition to the Big Ten has a reputation for hotness thanks to the wholesome values that the Midwest has.
This picture doesn't convey that? Well I guess we are all winners instead.
Sadly, just like the past couple years; Michigan comes up just short of their rivals.
They can take solace in having girls like the ones in this picture around them for comfort.
Ohio State has the second largest student body in the country.
That means a lot of hot girls running around on gameday looking for someone to enjoy the game with.
That man could be you.
Maybe it is the stereotype of innocence of the farmland, but there is a lot of that going on in this picture.
I'm hoping it's also true what they say about farmers' daughters.
Wisconsin is known for being one of the top academic institutions in the country.
That has nothing to do with this list.
It is also known as one of the top party schools in the country.
And what do party schools attract? Hot chicks, which is why Wisconsin claims the top spot in the new Big Ten.