Pac-16: Which School Has the Hottest Girls?

With the Pac-16 coming together, that means one things for college football fans.

New road trips.

And with this comes new bars to go to, hotels to ruin, and of course, new hot girls to stare at.

So with that, let's rank the new superconference's female fanbase to see where you should go on your next road trip.

16. Washington State

I didn't realize that Pullman had women living there until being harassed by one of them at a football game. Nothing personal, it's just really cold up there.

I also thought the only thing that traveled for Washington State was the flag that shows up at College GameDay every week.

15. Oregon State

Just a note to all the schools in the Pacific Northwest: Girls want to go where they can tan and lay by the pool all day.

Not have to cover their amazing bodies because it's raining.

14. Colorado

Need someone to keep you warm when the snow starts to fall?

I suggest visiting Boulder where these girls know how to "get a fire started."

13. Washington

The Huskies' Stadium is set with a beautiful background that goes with the beautiful women who occupy the seats.

12. Stanford

Not only could these girls out-perform you in Jeopardy, they can beat you in golf. (Michelle Wie is a student)

11. Oklahoma State

I'm really disappointed with the overall lack of pictures of Oklahoma State fans.

The ones I did see were worth the search.

10. Cal

These girls come from a place where people live in trees as a way of boycotting.

Did I mention they actually like to go to class? Can you say "sugar mama?"

9. Oregon

Phil Knight doesn't have to build anything to impress me with the girls from Oregon.

I wonder if former (Mighty) Duck Julie the Cat goes to school there?

8. Texas Tech

The state of Texas finally gets on the board.

I wouldn't mind being the quarterback with these girls hiking the ball.

7. Arizona

Just picture beautiful Tucson, Arizona, on game day. Pristine mountains in the background, chorizo on the grill, and girls laying in the kiddie pool you blew up at your tailgate to cool down.

If one were to sneak into the Zona Zoo (which this writer has never attempted), one would see a bountiful bevy of college co-eds wearing diced up T-shirts that show as much skin as possible.

6. UCLA

Going to class near the beach, and living near the heart of one of the biggest cities in America are good enough reasons to convince me to go to a school.

Oh, that doesn't do it for you? Well, how about girls who are as diverse as the city you live in.

Still not enough? Well, then you're out of luck.

5. Oklahoma

In the words of Borat, "Wa Wa Wee Wa."

I already have my road trip planned for 2012 when the Pac-16 officially merges.

4. Texas A&M

I bet they went to the game and paid very close attention to it.

Did you know that after every A&M touchdown women are required to kiss the closest man to them?

It's the law there.

3. Arizona State

Imagine a sea of barely clothed college co-eds who don't know what is going on in the game (or possibly where they are), and you have ASU.

Sure, they might not be the most loyal or knowledgeable about the game, but they are definitely fun to look at.

2. USC

Everyone knows about the Song girls, but what really puts them up here are the regular girls on campus.

And by regular, I mean half are aspiring models or actresses, so you know they aren't lacking in the looks department.

Speaking of which, I'm also a talent agent...

1. Texas

Maybe it's just personal preference, but there is just something about that Southern drawl that makes my knees go weak.

These girls are in the top three of all the college football teams out there, and are definitely the hottest on the West Coast.