WWE Undertaker Mystery: My List of Suspects
With all the hype surrounding The Undertaker's vegetative state storyline, everyone has theories about "who did it."
I could not resist, and I had to come with my own list of suspects. For that, I invite you into my twisted mind, and I would like to share with you my weird scenarios.
I have read many comments and articles about "Who did it," so why not me too?
To remain in the spirit of the angle, I have selected no one from the Raw's roster. I also wanted to avoid to mention Kane, the main suspect, because I don't think it's him.
The Undertaker's Secret Disciple
No one knew about his existence until now.
The Undertaker prepared, in secret, his replacement.
He has taught him everything he knew, and it was just a matter of time before the student surpassed the master.
The dark student felt it was time for him to break into WWE, but there was no place for two Phenoms, so he managed to eliminate his master.
After putting Kane out of action, the disciple goes on a rampage and attacks, week after week, everyone on the roster until The Deadman finally comes back.
The winner of NXT season one said in an interview on Raw he would do something that has never been done before in WWE.
That would be an extreme start in the WWE major leagues.
In addition, it might get Jericho involved, and it might turn into a feud leading to Wrestlemania 27.
With the rumors about him coming back to WWE in the last months, it would be something amazingly unreal.
I know he still have a great fan base, so it would create something very exciting for the probably short time it would last.
In what would be the most surprising heel turn in recent history, we would discover the dark side of Kingston.
He would be in fact a black magic wizard.
In a satanic or voodoo style ceremony, Kofi would have taken The Undertaker's soul, leaving him in a vegetative state.
On a stormy Sunday, The Undertaker was taking a walk in his favorite cemetery, and suddenly, he was hit by lightning.
The Deadman fell on the wet grass, and the grave keeper in duty that night found him not moving; he called for an ambulance, and The Phenom was brought to the morgue.
Later that night, Paul Bearer, with two masked druids came to the morgue to steal The Undertaker's body and bring it to a secret laboratory.
In a Frankenstein-style scene, with the help of the urn, Bearer tried to bring back The Deadman to life but brought back to life a vegetative monster.
In few weeks, The Undertaker will start to walk again after hundreds of incantations.
However he will remain brain-dead, and Paul Bearer will manipulate him like a puppet.