The Blackhawks are currently leading the Stanley Cup Finals 3-2. They may or may not have won by the time you read this, but here is a list of reasons why the Blackhawks CANNOT let the Flyers beat them.
A 49 year drought? I think that's an NHL record.
I hate to admit it. The Cubs stink, the Sox stink, the Bears stink, the Bulls stink, I can just go on and on...
Chicago, and Illinois, are counting on the Hawks to win it for them!
Duncan Keith has seven teeth fewer than he did before, thanks to Game Four against San Jose.
The Hawks ended up winning that game, but still, he lost seven teeth! Can you imagine giving up seven teeth for nothing?
The Philadelphia Flyers—and I'm probably going to get a ton of hate mail for this—are a bunch of classless thugs.
They take cheap shots, they whine to the refs, and they trash talk their opponents. They wouldn't know sportsmanship if it was tattooed on their eyeballs!
The only people who like the Flyers are people from Philly. Even some Philadelphians don't like the Flyers!
That's right, Hawks. You better win this, or I'm going to drive an hour north to knock seven more of your teeth out.
I've been through the torture of watching the Chicago Bears miss the playoffs for the past three years. I've seen them go to the Super Bowl, only to throw a stupid interception that cost them the game.
I don't want another team that gives up healthy leads like the Bears did! Hossa Hex or not, I pity the fool who doesn't win this game!
Well, that's all. Leave a comment or hate mail—whichever you find more suitable.