Oh dear God. I just had a dream about the Penn State vs Alabama game.

A friend and I (some guy wearing a mock Bear Bryant hat but in no way cared about college football) were 14-0 up and 'Bama scored to make it 14-6, and then they missed the extra point. They kicked back to Penn State, who had a special teams play going back to the house—and in fact it did—but it got blown off. Couldn't see a flag anywhere.

And then....I left for a stadium (which, if I'm honest, looked a little small for Alabama's place) for a walk on the campus. Tuscaloosa couldn't have looked any prettier (if it was Tuscaloosa and not just a formation of my own mind—although I did think: "God, these Alabama freshmen have a long freaking way to go to eat meals")

Does this dream mean:

a) Penn State is actually going to beat Alabama at home on that day in September?
b) There is some B.S. refereeing decision that's going to stop PSU's progress that day?
c) That I should dial 1-800-IMGOINGMAD and press the code '1' for "College Football fans who can't wait until September?'

Answers on a postcard please.