Oh, Marko Jaric. You couldn't even make an NBA team this year, yet you continue to stay married to one of the most stunningly beautiful women on the face of the planet. Not only that, but she still seems really happy about that.
You've officially entered the Justin Timberlake zone, where we are genuinely conflicted about whether or not to hate you or begrudgingly admire the life that you live.
So when Adriana comes out with a photo shoot entitled "Sex Bomb" for Spanish Vogue and poses with you for some pictures, we are subjected to you again. But it's a small price to pay for some of Lima's hottest pictures she's ever done.
Click ahead to check them out.
Here's the obligatory shot with Marko. You know, I was hoping that I might see a little nipple in this thing, but I wasn't really thinking it would be this kind.
Can't the NBA just let Marko back on somebody's bench if he promises to bring Adriana to 25 percent of their home games? Seems a fair trade off.
I don't know what it is about women in these kinds of photo shoots, but they just cannot keep their straps on their shoulders. Is the dress that shoddily made? Or is she just that excited to get undressed?
I'd like to think it's the latter.
Here's Adriana in another black and white picture with one of her patented sultry glares.
Seriously, throw her in an NBA game staring down opponents like that and tell me your team wouldn't have just a little bit more of a tactical advantage!
Finally a little color! Adriana shows off the legs that helped make her famous, and also help her from looking too short next to her 6'7 husband.
Here's a fun little montage that includes more Marko. I just don't get it. He looks like the sketchy European guy that hits on every chick at the bar, but is too skeezy to take any of them home.
Is she really that into the Euro-trash mustache like in that first picture?
Trust me, not a lot of women are that close to Jaric's height. That's impressive.
What's even more impressive is that he manages to keep a straight face when in his mind he's thinking "CAN YOU BELIEVE I PULLED THIS OFF? LOOK AT HER!"
This just doesn't look right.
The two of them together and Jaric in a basketball jersey. Neither of them fit.
But as long as we have Adriana Lima (which I hope is a long, long time), we'll have Marko Jaric. I'll just have to be okay with that.