Captain America reminds me of my brother-in-law.
He came to America from Germany back in 1991. After many failed business ventures, he finally found his niche and has become very financially secure thanks to his internet based store front.
So what does he do with all the cash he's bringing in? Well, after paying off all his debt and spoiling my sister, niece, and nephew to death, he buys cars.
This year alone, he has owned a 2008 Mercedes SLK 22 AMG ($96k), a 2009 BMW 323i Hardtop convertible ($71K), and two different 2010 BMW Z4 hardtop convertibles (around $65-70k each).
So what do my bro-in-law's cars and Randy's women have in common?
When they start to get old, get a few miles on them, or if they just get tired of them, they trade them in for a new one.
Randy has recently been see out and about with this unknown, insanely hot blonde who looks way too much like my best friend's wife.
Is "The Natural" still keeping this one around? Who knows and who cares.
Randy is a pimp. You know that he'll always be seen with some incredibly hot blonde hanging all over him. If he grows tired of her, there are hundreds of even hotter blondes waiting in line.