We have to check the record books, but Cardinals hitting coach Mark McGwire may have just hit his first triple ever.
McGwire has been away from the team for a couple games to be with wife, Stephanie, who just gave birth to triplet girls.
So who is this magnificent woman that has an Allison Stokke existence on the Web?
One thing we know: with photos this magnificent, it's a crying shame there's not more shots of her out there.
McGwire talked often during his home run chase of fixing his life by purging himself of his first toxic marriage.
Well, consider this holistic healing then.
McGwire married Stephanie Slemer in 2002. She was a pharmaceutical sales representative before meeting McGwire.
The McGwires shattered the WAG hierarchy in 2005 when they posed for this photo for the SI Swimsuit issue.
Mrs. McGwire sprung to the top of the baseball WAG world with this photo from the shoot.
That's the last home run you'll ever need to hit, Marky Mark.
The couple have two kids together before the triplets, and yet Mom is able to keep this amazing physique.
Thank you to the photographer for the perfectly placed emphasis for the flash.
Mrs. McGwire (second from right) is reportedly doing well after the birth.
The world of WAG watchers, that's another story.
We feel like we never got enough of Stephanie to begin with. Like Allison Stokke, it was one or two photos that made her an instant celeb -- and then the cameras disappeared.
(Note to Icon Sports Media: We get it. Easy on the watermarks. You ruined a stellar photo.)
The couple lives in the Shady Cannon community, a recluse haven outside of L.A. where folks with "quiet wealth" go to not be found, according to the community's marketing materials.
The McGwires haven't found a name for the babies yet either. The babies are known as "A", "B" and "C" for now. The Cardinals said the family should release the names within the next day.
How about releasing some more photos of Mrs. McGwire while you're at it?