For this Memorial Day, I've prepared a special treat for my readers—a piece that will make the sun warmer, cheeseburgers tastier, and getting paid on a holiday that much better.
If some ungodly beast of a boss has required you to come in today, return the favor by using some company Internet to thoroughly "read" through this article (don't worry, it's SFW—safe for work): a personal homage to the sexiest ambassador mixed martial arts has to offer.
Are you prepared to take a leap of faith into this euphoric utopia that's been created? Trust me, the Mad Hatter of MMA, and take the plunge down this rabbit hole. It won't hurt a bit—a trust fall amongst men.
Hold that thought. Like, I have to twist your arm and sell the idea of looking at 10 gorgeous pictures of UFC ring girl sensation Arianny Celeste—click away! I won't be offended if you run down your mouse by clicking the orange arrows repeatedly, absorbing only a few words of narrative.
This is the greatest Memorial Day cookout on the Internet, grilling up 10 of the finest pictures I could muster up during my extensive "research." It's hard being so dedicated sometimes....
Have a good holiday, and enjoy!