Return To WWE Attitude Era Prayer

Chandra LooneyContributor IMay 26, 2010

NEW YORK - MARCH 18:  The World Wrestling Entertainment logo hangs on a wall at a media conference announcing the all-star lineup of WWE WrestleMania XIX at ESPN Zone in Times Square March 18, 2003 in New York City.  (Photo by Mark Mainz/Getty Images)
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For those who miss the attitude era, I have come up with a prayer to be said every Monday and Friday night before RAW and SmackDown! (No blasphemy intended, this is just suppose to be amusing.  Please enjoy.)

Our Father who art in WWE,

Attitude by thy name,

Thy chair shots be done,

Thy Crimson masks be worn,

On Raw and SmackDown!

Give us a Diva who can actually wrestle,

Forgive us our live streams,

Cause Pay-per-views are too expensive.

Lead us not into bad story lines,

And deliver us from guest hosts.

For Thine is the No Disqualification,

Last Man Standing,

No Holds Barred, Forever.

Amen (Hell Yeah)