For those who miss the attitude era, I have come up with a prayer to be said every Monday and Friday night before RAW and SmackDown! (No blasphemy intended, this is just suppose to be amusing. Please enjoy.)
Our Father who art in WWE,
Attitude by thy name,
Thy chair shots be done,
Thy Crimson masks be worn,
On Raw and SmackDown!
Give us a Diva who can actually wrestle,
Forgive us our live streams,
Cause Pay-per-views are too expensive.
Lead us not into bad story lines,
And deliver us from guest hosts.
For Thine is the No Disqualification,
Last Man Standing,
No Holds Barred, Forever.
Amen (Hell Yeah)
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