The mullet oozes sophistication, style, and grace. It is no wonder that mullets were almost made illegal due to their crotch-wetting effects on unsuspecting and innocent women who may happen to sneak a glace at a beautiful 10-90.
In a news that has devastated the worldover, Jared Allen is shaving his mullet. I'd like us all to take a moment of silence.
Nope, that wasn't long enough. I'm still not ready.
Alright, I think I can keep it together long enough to continue.
In honor and eulogy of Allen's luxurious locks, we are going to take a look at some of the greatest mullets in sports history.