Portugal's national side might not have more than a couple of key players in South Africa—but that doesn't mean they are lacking any potential when it comes to bringing their game out of the field.
Two quick answers before we start: Yes, there will be Kardashian; and yes, Cristiano Ronaldo will be protagonist in several slides. Can you say "toucinho do céu" ?
Summer last year, Ronaldo was about to take a one way trip to Madrid. Signing for the best European team in history did not distract him from babysitting a Chelsea player's sister...even though they have the same age.
Some say since she studies fashion design in London, all they were doing was trying to improve Ronaldo's fashion disability. Probably true.
She's Portuguese, she has been related to Manchester's Nani, and she's curvy.
I literally need to say nothing else. Just look at the picture and be glad I focused long enough to write three sentences while looking at her.
Some said this was Ronaldo's easiest game, ever. The media princess showed last summer how well she is into European culture...and Ronaldo simply smiled a couple of times and that was it.
Happily ever after for a couple of days, some saythey still get pedicures together every now and then.
She came out of the Portuguese version of American Idol and landed leading role in the most famous novela in the country, Floribella.
Yannick Djalo's recent wife does not need the money or the fame, which makes her all that much more sexy...and that much more amazing for Sporting's forward to have landed this one.
As usual, Ronaldo had her, but let her go. Oy.
One of the latest of Ronaldo's acquisitions, Marisa was Miss Zamora, a small province in Spain, and has already been a couple of times on TV.
While in Spain they see her as a fame-hungry celebrity, she continues to divulge her love for him. Meanwhile, Ronaldo continues down his list of weirdly average looking girls. Average for the average soccer player looking for a date, that is.
Diana Chaves is one of those actresses who has to work double hard to show her talent, since it is so hard to see pass how amazing she looks.
Cesar Peixoto met with her after his one year marriage ended in divorce...the Portuguese playboy's second dish is better looking than Ronaldo's best efforts. Unbelievable.
Some could say that after divorcing Yannik Djalo, Ana Sofia's spotlight faded away. Several magazine interviews, as well as photo sessions and an adult video would beg to differ.
I like Luciana better.
To go from Reggie Bush to Cristiano Ronaldo should need a transition process; but Kim went for a shock therapy instead.
Ronaldo simply enjoyed it while it lasted. Surely no sane man would be the one to say "Tchau" to Ms. Kardashian...right? RIGHT?
If I had this woman next to me every night, I wouldn't mind any of what transpired in Spain when Louis Figo went from Barcelona to Madrid.
One can get beat up a couple times every day, insulted and bashed all across the country...if you come home to this, everything melts away. I'm sure the $10 million salary didn't hurt either.
Take it easy, Deco. The fact that you don't let anyone know anything about your wife should make you be less paranoid about having pictures taken. Do you have something against me? You guys are not even married anymore, anyway.
...We'll just wait until he's not looking.
Poor Gemma cannot get it right. She dated Ronaldo, was engaged to Marcus Bent, and she is now dating a Brittain's Got Talent finalist.
Ronaldo's most amazing girl is also a lingerie model...someone needs to bring her back to the soccer fields. Where is Peixoto when you need him?
She is a football agent...by all means. She has been related with Ronaldo, Fernando Torres, apparently had a thing for Quaresma, and ended marrying Dani Guiza.
It seems as Ronaldo only had a short fling with the Russian tennis player, but any reason to get Maria in here is good.
Please stand by to see me spam the Tennis section of B/R with this picture as well.
Let's dedicate one slide to say "Aw." These two have been together for a long time, and contrary to what you'd think of Simao by looking at his hair, he really is an indoor cat, enjoys watching 24 on Mondays and reading poems to his wife on tops of cliffs.
Either that, or she is on the constant lookout for whatever he might do, and keeps him on a short leash. Whip it!
And now that Deco thinks this is over, here is Jaciara, this time a little more comfortable.
Just make sure you close the browser window when you're done—Deco never sleeps, and I don't think he has fully gotten over the divorce just yet. Just be careful!