Bad Lies: A Field Guide To Lost Balls, Missing Links, and Golf Mishaps

Lie: The Condition of the Ball when it is not in motion in the game of golf. There are good lies and there are bad lies. This book is about bad lies.....

CONTEST: Comment on the slideshow with a witty and/or funny line referencing one of the slides.

Charles will select the winning caption from the contest and the winner will receive a copy of Bad Lies By Charles Lindsay, plus a a signed one-of-a-kind print of one of the photos from the book (cactus pic). Value $1100, not including frame. Signed on the reverse.

Runners up will win a copy of Bad Lies By Charles Lindsay and Moment of Glory By John Feinstein

DANGER: Golf Course

17th Tee Box, Golf House Club, Elie, Scotland

Out of Bounds and Out of Luck

Dick Estey out of bounds at Waverly Country Club, Portland, Oregon

Splash!

Water Hazard: Any substantial body of water within the boundaries of the course--whether lake, pond, sea, fountain, or drainage ditch. A system of devious consipiracies between golf-course architects, church ministers, and CEOs intended solely to aid the gof-ball manufacturing business and church donations through the torment of golfers.

Dunked Drive, Forest Highlands Golf Club, Flagstaff, Arizona

Saguaro Smile

Thunderbird Country Club, Phoenix, Arizona

Lay Up Next Time!

Professional Golf Ball Collector, The Tuxedo Club, Tuxedo Park, New York

I'll Take a Drop

Jumping Cholla Cactus at Troon Golf Club, Scottsdale, Arizona