The New Zealand football team may not have a lot to celebrate this summer in South Africa as they are likely to be on the end of a few hidings.
Nevertheless, men across the world will thank their lucky stars that they made it this far when they check out the white-hot women coming over from Down Under.
In fact, the women in New Zealand are the most promiscuous in the world according to a new world-wide survey of sexual activity in humans.
They have an average of 20.4 sexual partners, according to a survey by condom-maker Durex—well above the global average of 7.3.
Many of these women will be supporting the national football team, The All Whites, in this year's World Cup down under in South Africa.
In this slideshow, I take a look at Kiwi WAGS and sportswomen you wouldn't mind getting promiscuous with...
Wellington Phoenix and New Zealand defender Tony Lochhead may not be a big name in world football, but does he really care when he can go home to the stunning Miss Universe New Zealand 2008, Samantha Powell.
Just 22 years-old with flowing blonde hair and a body to die for, Miss Powell is sure to catch the eye of many a fan and cameraman this summer.
Good thing then for All White manager Phil Warbrick has vowed to limit the time his players spend with their WAGS for, ahem, "security reasons".
What is it that attracts gorgeous blondes Wellington Phoenix to defenders?
Pictured is the angelic Deanna Donovan, girlfriend of lucky All White defender Ben Sigmund.
Sigmund may not be the best footballer on the planet, but he must have game off the pitch.
National team manager Phil Warbrick said it was the players' decision to have their loved ones on the trip: "It's a mature group and we left it to the group. We asked, `do you want to bring the wives and girlfriends' and they said, `Yes we do'."
Mistake Number One?
At the 2007 Rugby World Cup, the All Blacks were allowed to sleep with their partners in their hotel. Favourites to win the tournament, the players seemed distracted and tired during their 20-18 quarter-final loss to France.
The quarter-finals would be a miraculous achievement for their football counterparts but, if it is not to be, Blackburn defender Ryan Nelsen has a very pretty shoulder to cry on!
When I was given an assignment by the b/r editorial staff to create a WAG slideshow, I thought "Great, a good chance to get some exposure on the website". My afterthought went something like..."So long as I don't draw one of the Koreas or New Zealand, what's the worst that can happen?"
Although there are almost certainly a clutch of beautiful women clinging on to the arm of Kiwi football players, the WAG culture which is so prevalent in Western society at the moment is alien to New Zealand's press.
Therefore, I have decided to give you all a cheeky look at New Zealand volleyball player Anna Scarlett's expert signaling technique.
She may or may not be in South Africa spurring on the football team and she may not be a WAG but, strewth, give me a break!
30 year-old Ashley Spalding, aka Keylani Lei is an exotic dancer and porn actress who had romantic links with Kiwi scrum-half Byron Kelleher.
The pair met at Jamaica's Hedonism Resort, according to an article run by The Independent, where Kelleher's "cocky" nature caught Lei's eye. Blimey!
For a while seen as the exotic and spicy Antipodean answer to Posh and Becks, the pair have since gone their separate ways.
New Zealand lingerie company Jockey were looking for a beautiful and high-profile Kiwi couple to boost their sales and front a new range of underwear for the mass market.
Sensibly, they turned to New Zealand pin-up rugby star Dan Carter and partner Honor Dillon, an international hockey star herself to feature on billboards across the country.
Hopefully, football fans across the world will get to see Dillon's beautiful curves and wavy hair as she cheers on the footballers with Carter—expect them both to be wearing a few more clothes!
The Languedoc-Rousillon region in France is know for its fine food, wine and weather.
Evidently, it is also home to possibly the most beautiful woman you would ever wish to lay your eyes upon.
Alexandra Rosenfeld, representing her home region, was crowned Miss France in 2006 for her stunning good looks,perfect skin, and hair.
All Black skipper Richie McCaw must have liked what he saw and now is the much lesser half of one of France's most celebrated couples. He is also one of the most envied men in the world.
Words really do this stunning femme fatale no justice.