Mets can get an inside the park home run, a triple play and a run in the top of the 9th and still lose the game.
Only the Mets can go from last place to first place to utter unimportance in the span of 10 days.
Only the Mets can invent new ways to lose games like walk-off wild pitches and walk-off throwing errors.
Only the Mets can have a player with solid stats who's on track for 30 homers and 100 RBI look so awful night in and night out.
Only the Mets can pay top dollar for a power hitter with one home run and starting pitcher who's banished to the bullpen.
Only the Mets can build one of baseball's best stadiums and cause me to have no desire to visit it.
Only the Mets can have closed door meetings and have the team play ten times worse the following game.
Only the Mets can ignore the reality of the starting rotation for months on end and live on hope and a prayer.
Only the Mets can make playing the Washington Nationals an unpleasant affair.
Only the Mets can follow up one of the most depressing seasons in recent memory with one even more depressing.
Only the Mets...