2010 FIFA World Cup: The Sexiest Fans, WAGs and Celebrities from Brazil

Joga Bonito, or play beautifully as it literally translates in Portuguese, is the motto for the world's greatest national football team - Brazil.

The Samba boys are born and bread to play the most beautiful brand of football in the world, and it's really no wonder when you look at their women, who are the most absurdly gorgeous, most insanely mesmerizing, most ridiculously hot creatures to walk the earth. How could one not be motivated?

The following is a list in no particular order - it would be impossible to rank these women the debate would be endless - of many (again there's too many hot Brazilian women to count) of the most attractive ladies in the big South American country who will be cheering on their Samba boys in less than a month's time.

By the way check back for these twins later in the presentation.

The Firestarter: Alessandra Ambrosio

One of, in my opinion, the three hottest super models on earth right now. Ambrosio is one of the top cover girls for Victoria Secrets.

Alessandra Ambrosio

You didn't think I'd let her get away with one photo did you, she's too smoking hot. By the way here's a sexy video of her swimming somewhere.

Yea I know this is getting repetitive: Alessandra Ambrosio

Trust me, she's worth three slides as Borat would say, "WOW WOW WEE WOW!"

Here's earning another paycheck for Victoria Sectrets.

Ana Beatriz Barros

You may start to see a common link here between Victoria Secrets and Brazilian models like Ana here and Alessandra before. Beatriz Barros can be seen gracing the covers Guess, Bebe, Chanel, and even Jennifer Lopez's fashion line. If she's good enough for JLo, she's plenty good enough for me.

Ana Beatriz Barros

Angelic, couldn't resist the temptation to throw a second one up.

Renata Fan

Miss Brasil Universe 1999 loves her football.

Renata Fan

I wasn't lying about Renata just because her last name is "Fan" - the former Miss Universe contestant loves her football and her Brazilian team.

Feiticeira

You just had to know eventually I was going to get to the one-name stars. Feiticeira or Joana Mortimer Prado - her real name - who is most famous for her character on the Brazilian TV show called "H," is perhaps Brazil's Pamela Anderson, Prado has graced the cover of Brazil's playboy three times.

Tiazinha

Another one of the one-name Brazilian sex symbols, Tiazinha or Suzana Alves, was also a major star as a dancer on the hit Brazilian show "H." She too graced the cover of the Brazilian Playboy cover, which was one of the highest selling of all-time.

Sabrina Sato

Sabrina Sato has to be the best looking comedians on the face of the earth right, I mean she puts Sarah Silverman to bed. She was also a contestant on Brazil's Big Brother 3. I wouldn't mind be locked up in a house with her for a month or however long that show lasts.

Ellen Rocche

Can you envision Miss Rocche as a Brazilian Lara Craft, you know the main character that Angelina Jolie played in Tomb Raider? I can too and apparently so could the directors that fitted her for the part in Brazil's version of the movie.

Ellen Rocche

Did I mentioned Ms. Rocche loves her football, or a least loves to pose with balls. One way or the other she goes up a notch in my book.

Aline Nakashima

Just another ridiculous good-looking model who graced the pages of the 2006 and 2007 issues of Sports Illustrated. Nothing to see here moving along.

Caroline Celico

For my money, Brazil's hottest WAG belongs to Kaka as in Ms. Caroline Celico. Kaka bags goals and hot wives, no surprise here.

Ana Hickman

Like I said, you were going to see a common theme throughout this slideshow, models of Victoria Secret, but what I bet you didn't know about Ms. Hickman here is that she was once in the Guinness Book of World Records as "the model with the longest legs" measuring 48 inches from hip to heels. Yowzer I bet she packs a mean kick.

Tamara Almeida

Wheeew, is hot in here or is it just Tamara. I bet Tony Almeida from the hit Fox show 24 wished his TV wife was this hot. Tamara won the Miss Brazil World pageant title in 2008.

Tamara Almeida

Oh yea forgot to mention, Ms. Almeida is a big football fan as well, hopefully she'll be in the stands in South Africa.

Cintia Dicker

Yea I know Cintia isn't your typical exotic amazon beaut. Being Irish over here, the red hair and the freckles drew me right in, and she's still drop dead gorgeous.

Yasmin Brunet

Just another mouth-watering Sports Illustrated model. Moving along.

Daniella Sarahyba

Literally right out of the womb Daniella Sarahyba became a model. At 3 days old she and her mother were on the cover of "Pais and Filhos" a Brazilian parenting magazine, and as you might have noticed she's all grown up now. She has been in five straight issues of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit magazine.

Natalia Guimaraes

It seems like Brazil wins the Miss Universe about once every five years, and the only reason they don't win it every year is because the judges feel bad for all the other countries. Well Natalia Guimaraes here was the 2007 winner and it's no shocker here.

Bia Feres and Branca Feres

I told you these two would be back. Bia Feres and Branca Feres are synchronized swimmers in Brazil and are most famous because they failed to make the 2008 Summer Olympics team. I'm not too worried about them though, it seems they have other talents if you catch my drift.

Jana Ina

The former host of the popular show "G" as in Giga, Ina is also a famous model and now Bundesliga show host in Germany. But her roots lie in Brazil.

The women of Ronaldo: Daniela Cicarelli

The original Ronaldo has been quite a ladies man in his day. One of his first engagements was Daniela Cicarelli - a former host of MTV Brasil and now a fashion model. The two only lasted 86 days together.

Cicarelli is also infamous for her scandalous youtube video in which she appears to be doing the naughty naughty with her future husband.

The women of Ronaldo 2: Raica Oliveira

In 2006 this fashion model was reportedly dating Ronaldo. Again nice work by the World Cup's all-time leading scorer. Raica is one of the world's most sought after models working everything from Dior to Dolce & Gabbana to Victoria Secrets.

The women of Ronaldo 3: Susana Werner

This little dime piece originally hooked up with Ronaldo from 1997-99 before marrying current Brazilian national team keeper Julio Cesar. She is another one of Brazil's hottest WAGs.

The women of Ronaldo: Maria Beatriz Antony

Although we won't be seeing any images of Ronaldo on the pitch for Brazil this summer, perhaps we will catch a glimpse of him and his sultry WAG Maria Beatriz Antony in the stands this summer like we see Pele every tournament.

Although Ronaldo nearly blew it with Ms. Antony when he had a very public and very scandalous encounter with three transvestites in 2008, the couple got back together and Antony gave berth to their first child the day before Christmas in 2008.

The women of Ronaldo: Karina Bacchi

Almost snuck one by you there, Karina Bacchi is Brazilian actress but she has reportedly been dating the current world's best Ronaldo, Cristiano of Portugal.

Isabeli Fontana

Part of Victoria Secret's dynasty, Isabeli Fontana caused some controversy in 1999 when the lingerie company used her in a spread at the age 16 when in the past they said they would never use a model under the age of 18. However, the story didn't do anything to dissuade many of the world's other big fashion companies as Ralph Lauren, Versace, and Valentino would sign her soon after.

Izabel Goulart

Is it criminal to be this hot?

Izabel Goulart is another Victoria Secrets model.

Jordana Brewster

You've seen Jordana in "The Fast and the Furious" and perhaps in "The Faculty" or one of her other B-movie sequels. Thought she was just another American actress, guess again.

Ms. Brewster was born to an American investment banker and a Brazilian swimsuit model in Panama, and actually lived in Rio De Janeiro from the time she was 6 until she was 10.

Jordana Brewster

Here's some more work you might be more familiar with, yowzer.

Fernanda Tavares

No not Fernando Torres, although I know all the ladies think he's pretty good-looking too - Fernanda Tavares. During the early and mid '90s Tavares was the "it" supermodel in Brazil before three other big names popped up on people's radar - Alessandra Ambrosio, Gisele, and Adriana Lima.

Interestingly enough Ms. Tavares is best friends with Gisele, which brings me to my next point can you imagine a date on the town with those two?...

Mrs. Tom Brady: Gisele Bundchen

The First Lady of New England, who is married to Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, is according to Forbes the highest paid supermodel in the world. How couldn't she be if she makes water look this good?

As a matter a fact, it's a real question as to who the real bread-winner is in the Brady household. Gisele is worth an estimated $150 million, so perhaps Brady is actually Mr. Gisele Bundchen.

Mrs. Tom Brady: Gisele Bundchen

The First Lady of New England, who married to Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, is according to Forbes the highest paid supermodel in the world. How couldn't she be if she makes water look this good?

As a matter a fact, it's a real question as to who the real bread-winner is in the Brady household. Gisele is worth an estimated $150 million, so perhaps Brady is actually Mr. Gisele Bundchen.

Gisele Bundchen

Yea you know you wanted second helpings.

Gisele Bundchen

And she loves Brazilian football too, not just American football. She might be the perfect woman. Unfortunately we probably won't see much of her in South Africa considering she just had a baby last year.

Adriana Lima

You didn't think I'd forget did you, hell no. In my humble opinion, the best Brazil has to offer.

She was shy around boys as a youngster and did not have her first kiss until she was 17. Afterwards the boy reportedly asked his mother if he could marry Lima. Can you blame him? One look in person from those enchanting eyes and I too would have thought Cupid himself had struck me with one of his arrows.

She was also notoriously one of the world's most famous virgins as a devout Catholic before basketball bozo Marko Jaric snatched her up and the couple had their first child together last November.

Adriana Lima

Yes please, give me more.

Adriana Lima

And more...

If the devil is a woman in a red dress

Yes it would be Adriana...

Game. Set. Match.

Adriana, Gisele, and Alessandra together - that's a knockout punch you don't get up from. Brazil wins.