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Time to Step Back & Have Some Fun With Puns

DALLAS - APRIL 08:  An NHL logo on a goal at American Airlines Center on April 8, 2010 in Dallas, Texas.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
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Matt ReedContributor IMay 19, 2010

It's playoff time here at TRR and around the league. Everyone is tense,
stressed and at each others throats debating the latest missed call that
cost a team the game. To be inappropriately unique which I enjoy doing,
I've decided to step back and bring the fun back to hockey. So, for the
moment let's forget about playoffs and take a look at all the dumb,
terrible, corny puns and one-liners about the players. I claim none of
these as my own creation except those specifically mentioned.

Sooo as promised here are a parade of one-liners that may or may not make
you laugh.

Did Jussi that?

Is he the whole kit and Caputi? (A TRR Original)

I knew he'd score...Sutter or later.

And Khabibulin made a save with his right khabi...or was it his left

I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to be a Borje.

That's Krejci talk.

May-day! May-day!

Chicago is Bolland over the Sedin pins (A TRR Original)

Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.

The population of Pominville goes up by one!

My all-time favourite...Hi I'm Pavel, it's nice Demitra!

Now that you have overdosed on corny hockey humor, tell me, which one is
your favourite? Share it.

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